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The funniest jokes from May back in 2006:
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Joke List: Highest Rated (From Week Starting May 20, 2007)
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A 60-year-old New Jersey woman gave birth to twin boys Tuesday, becoming the oldest woman in the US to bear twins.
The new mother plans to breast feed the babies, even though children shouldn't really eat off the floor.
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 Health experts have reported that worsening air and water pollution and frequent use of food additives and pesticides made cancer the top killer in China last year.
Second on the list was being born a girl.
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 LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Paula Abdul broke her nose over the weekend after she fell while trying to avoid stepping on her Chihuahua, her publicist said Monday.
Paula was upset that she broke her 40, but she was really pissed that her nose is now back to it's original size.
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 An Ohio man was sentenced to life in prison for fatally shooting a teenager who was walking on his carefully tended lawn.
The man said he regretted the shooting, since his lawn looked better without a dead body on it.
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 Dennis Kucinich's wife Elizabeth, a 6-foot-tall willowy redhead, has been compared to Arwen Evenstar, the "Lord of the Rings" character played in the films by Liv Tyler.
When asked where he and the 29 year-old met, the congressman said that he "found her in the corner of a cave" after a "fierce battle with a gelatinous cube and a giant spider."
Kucinich said that this was clearly his best dungeon find ever, adding "that was the first time that the 20-sided dice ever really delivered for me in a major way."
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WASHINGTON - This year's hurricane season will be busier than normal, government forecasters said Tuesday. "With expectations for an active season, it is critically important that people who live in East and Gulf coastal areas as well as the Caribbean be prepared," said Bill Proenza director of the national hurricane center in Miami.
In other news FEMA personel have reported that this shall be the best summer vacation that they have ever taken.
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After getting a look at his latest visitor.
Fortunately, Hamid's new therapist was a Freudian and cured him almost immediately.
