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The funniest jokes from April back in 2006:
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BYRUS Submited: Apr 30, 2006
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 Sheryl Crow suggests that one way to combat global warming is to use only one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit.
My suggestion: never shake Sheryl Crow's hand.
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A 19-year-old suburban Detroit girl is on track to graduate from The University of Michigan after just one year.
Not only will she graduate college in one year, she plans to get her master's degree in six months, attain her Ph.D. within two years, and kiss a man never.
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In Michigan, a couple’s $5,000 wedding ring was swallowed by their pet Pit Bull. The ring was finally retrieved, giving new meaning to the term ‘blood diamond’.
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 WAYNESBURG, Ky. — Miss America 1944 Venus Ramey, 82, confronted a man on her farm where thieves had previously made off with old farm equipment. She had to balance on her walker as she pulled out a snub-nosed .38-caliber handgun and shot out the tires of his getaway car.
Her back up plan was to quickly slip into her swimsuit and scare the thief to death.
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In entertainment news, Britney Spears reportedly quietly went to the hospital this week for her teeth. Don't know why she's being so secretive everyone has already seen one of her cavities.
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 ASHBURN, Ga. — For the first time, the faces of students at the Turner County High School prom were both white and black.
"Tonight, it's a fresh start," said James Hall, the black senior class president who led the charge for the integrated prom.
Who knows, maybe next year they will be able to use the drinking fountains and sit in the front of the bus!
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South Korean Americans were worried they would feel a backlash in the United States after the violence last week.
But they soon gave a sigh of relief, after they realized Americans can't tell them apart from other Asians.
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I overheard an adult telling a 5-year-old girl, "You can be anything when you grow up, even the first woman president of the USA!"
Which is nice, but loosely translates to "I don't think Hillary has got a shot."
Unless that's a pessimistic reading... maybe it just means "I don't think Hillary is really a woman."
Equality!
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SuperSonics majority owner Clay Bennett has announced that Seattle will no longer have a basketball team beyond the 2007-08 season. The news shocked fans, who thought the Sonics stopped playing basketball in the late nineties.
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