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The funniest jokes from January back in 2007:
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The movie "There Will Be Blood" received eight Academy Award nominations.
For those of you not familiar with this movie, it 's a story about the Democratic presidential campaign.
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A nonprofit group has produced a new report documenting 935 false statements by Bush administration officials leading up to the Iraq war.
The report, titled "No Shit", was handed to a man named Sherlock.
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A little girl approached me in the grocery store this weekend and asked me if I knew where her mother was. I didn't want to misguide her, but at the same time, I wanted to leave her with some hope. So I looked in her eyes and told her, "Yes, I do." And I walked away.
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Inspired by the NY Giants win yesterday, Tony Orlando and Dawn announced this morning that they are going to remake their classic hit, "Knock three times" into "Kick three Tynes...if you want to go to the Super Bowl"
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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The New York Times on Thursday endorsed Democratic Sen. Hillary Clinton and Republican Sen. John McCain for their party's nominations to contest the U.S. presidential election in November.
And today Mitt Romney and John Edwards received the endorsement of GQ magazine.
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As part of a crackdown of online pornography, Chinese police have shut down over 44,000 websites including one that sold real-time porn. Asked to comment on their countries insatiable appetite for porn Beijing authorities said, "The trouble with online Chinese sex is that an hour later you feel like you want more."
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Tony Dungy, the first black coach to ever win a Super Bowl, has announced his decision not to retire and come back for one more season with the Indiannapolis Colts.
As a result, Dungy becomes the first black Super Bowl-winning coach to contemplate retirement but ultimately decide to come back for another season, and the first black Super Bowl-winning head coach to hold a press conference to announce that fact.
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Citizens will now vote on whether the statue should be the young cool Fonz who barely had a speaking role or the old fat Fonz who jumped over a shark in his leather jacket.
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Miami baller Alonzo Mourning announced he may not retire after this year. Just what Florida needs: more old people who can't drive. Why not stick around? The team's doing great with him. How bad are the Miami Heat? In comparison, the Dolphins are now just mediocre.
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Many taxpayers could receive tax rebate checks of $600 or more by late spring or early summer. This should allow you to purchase a tank full of gas, a gallon of milk, and a yearly subscription to a internet porn site.
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For the record, she did say "No, no, no."
