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The funniest jokes from April back in 2007:
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The woman suspected of drunk driving and slamming head-on into a car containing Sandra Bullock, has apologized. Lucille Gatchell claims she didn't recognize the Hollywood actress and thought she was swerving into Paula Abdul.
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"Hi there. I'm Jillian Barberie and i lost 40 lbs on the nutri-system program in just 50 weeks. That's right, I lost 40 lbs in just 50 weeks. Just think, in another 150 weeks, you'll be rid of me completely."
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On Sunday, the Pope held Mass at New York’s Yankee Stadium, and was called “out” at 2nd base. The Pope responded: “Damn, I never make it to 2nd base.”
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"My Beautiful Mommy," a new children’s book, aims to explain plastic surgery.
Other titles in the series include, "My Drunken Daddy", "My Promiscuous Sister," and "My Friendly Priest."
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...Isiah Thomas was fired as Knicks coach Friday. Isiah is actually relieved, saying "This frees me up so now i can devote more time to getting around to sexually harassing anyone in the Knicks offices that i missed the first time around."
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Yoko Ono is suing the makers of the movie "Expelled" over the illegal use of the song "Imagine." She's even threatening to date the director and break up the production company.
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SAO PAULO, Brazil -- Hopes dimmed Wednesday for a priest who vanished after sailing into the air, carried off by hundreds of colorful helium-filled party balloons.
Some people will do anything to escape sex offender charges.
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Is next: Day Wear
Is next: Evening Wear
Is next: Swim Wear
Is next: Leisure Wear
Is next: Lingerie
You really do need to buy the whole rack!
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Two years ago, scientists had high hopes for new pills that would help people quit smoking, lose weight and maybe kick other tough addictions like sex, alcohol and cocaine.
Studies have shown that these pills led to depression. Odd, that removing all the things that bring joy to life would bring on depression,
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