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A Goody From Our Archive...   March 27, 2009

John Roman
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Signs The Economy Is Really Getting Bad

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Mar 27, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Economy

497 Jokes  5 Videos

The economy is so bad, Angelina Jolie had to adopt a highway.


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John Roman
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Alaska May Consider Bans on Bestiality

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Mar 23, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Sarah Palin

289 Jokes  8 Videos

Alaska may consider bans on bestiality after a 26-year-old registered sex offender was accused of molesting a local family's pet dog in the community of Klawock.
Governor Sarah Palin, who is a strong supporter of the bill stated, “If  this bill would have passed a year a go, my daughter may have never gotten pregnant”
 


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Girls think I'm superficial

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Mar 27, 2009
Category: Blogs  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Dating

571 Jokes  37 Videos

Once in a while I'll meet a girl that thinks I'm superficial, and I have to explain to her that I'm not superficial at all... the reason I cant date you is because other people are superficial... and so I cant be seen with you. 


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Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed

By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Pittsburgh Pirates

40 Jokes

The 43-year-old wife of 20-year-old Pittsburgh Pirates prospect Jose Tabata is accused of taking a 2-month-old baby from a Florida health clinic. Obviously not her first attempt at robbing the cradle.

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Matt Lauer collides with deer

By: Billy Bingo (C)
Submitted: Mar 24, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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NBC

180 Jokes  31 Videos

NBC Today Show star Matt Lauer suffered a broken collar bone in a collision while riding a bicycle with a deer. The Deer being represented by Ron Kuby has filed suit against NBC, Matt Lauer. 


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Easter Egg Roll Tickets to Go Online

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Mar 25, 2009
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Easter

18 Jokes  2 Videos

There will be no more standing in lines to get tickets for the Easter Egg Roll at the White House. Instead, for the first time, the tickets will be distributed online. The White House stated that online ticket distribution will reduce the number of Americans having to wait in very long lines. Adding that the only long lines Americans should be standing in are lines for unemployment, pawn shops, and food banks.


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Cell phone headsets are dangerous while driving

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Mar 27, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Cell Phone

209 Jokes  14 Videos

I dont understand this driving while using your cell phone law.  In jersey you have to wear a headset to talk in the car, but that's almost wrecked my car TWICE! Here I am flying down the highway... my phone goes off... and then I panic and my car's all over the road while I try to find where I put this stupid headset. Laws are stupid.


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Obama and Marijuana Legalization

By: Michelle Drake (C)
Submitted: Mar 28, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Barack Obama

884 Jokes  28 Videos

 


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Goal to go

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Mar 23, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Soccer

105 Jokes

...an Iraqi soccer player was shot & killed as he was about to score the winning goal...a suspect was arrested, charged, and yellow carded. 


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PMS

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Dirty Mouth

2100 Jokes  60 Videos

...actress Linda Blair, a long time sufferer of PMS,  is producing a documentary about the affliction....show will be called the "Blair Bitch Project." 


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Turkey Baster to marry OctoMom

By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Mar 28, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Octomom

41 Jokes  1 Videos

Turkey Baster to marry OctoMom

After months of denying to be the father of Nadya Suleman's aka "OctoMom's" eight children, Turkey Baster, of Fullerton, California, has decided to step up and contribute to the kids' well-being by marrying Suleman.

"I take care of my kids," said Baster, a 28-year-old meat tenderizer. "I have the means to feed them, bathe them... anything involving liquid. I want to be there for them, whether it be helping them remove a wart... or putting some eye drops in their eyes."

Baster was previously accused of fathering Clay Aiken's child, but paternity tests proved that he was not the baster, just a fan.


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