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The funniest jokes from December back in 2006:
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I was at a vegetarian diner. The guy next to me was eating their famous Nine Bean Chili with grilled tofu chunks and melted soy cheese on top along with a tall glass of soy milk.
So basically he's eating beans mixed with chunks of beans with beans melted on top and washed down with a nice, cold glass of beans.
He may be healthy but he ain't gonna be popular.
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 The Archbishop of Canterbury said yesterday that the Christmas story of the Three Wise Men was nothing but a 'legend'.
The Archbishop concluded his remarks by saying: "Merry F***ing Christmas" and "ho-f***ing-ho."
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Amy Winehouse was arrested on Tuesday.
Winehouse's new single will be "They tried to make me go to prison and i said...is rehab still an option?"
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In a speech Thursday, Bill Clinton said his wife is a "world-class genius in making positive changes in other people's lives."
Absolutely agree. For example, Hillary has definitely helped make a positive change in Barack Obama's life. He now leads her in the Iowa polls.
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Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. (AP)
Today a court took pre-emptive action and awarded custody of the fetus to the father.
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 A woman at a mall in Connecticut has been charged with sexual assault for fondling a Santa Claus while sitting on his lap.
The Santa was arrested when a kid sat on his lap afterward.
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Al-Qaida has invited journalists to send questions to its No. 2 figure Ayman al-Zawari, the first time the terror network has offered an "interview" with one of its top leaders since the 9/11 attacks.
This follows Osama Bin Laden's latest hip-hop video released on YouTube.
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A 100-year old Japanese driver, who had been in two recent hit-and-run accidents and was arrested after his car hit an umbrella held by a child, said driving was his way to avoid senility.
Police said his driving nearly helped the child avoid senility, too.
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Pam Anderson filed for divorce. She should claim "irreconcilable similarities" - since they are both worthless whores and human stains.
Things could get ugly.
