President-elect Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain met Monday in Chicago to talk about ways to work together and some are saying that Obama might give him a positoin in his cabinet. Apparently we can rule out Secretary of Health.  

Happy people reported watching an average of 19 hours of TV per week, unhappy people reported 25 hours a week, and manic depressants reported watching 42 hours per week of NBC programming.

...the new york mets, in need of a closer for the '09 season, have narrowed their list down to three....they hope to sign francisco rodriguez, brian fuentes, or kyra sedgewick. 

Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb said he didn't know a game could end in a tie.  He thought the term "sudden death" meant getting traded to Detroit.

Lindsay Lohan was recently out on the town wearing her fur when a bunch of animal rights activists threw flower on her. Records show this is the first time any legal white substance touched the star.

Kerry Wood said that not pitching in Chicago next year will leave him disappointed.  Ahh, dissapointment. The true mark of a Cubs fan.

...huntington west virginia has been named the unhealthiest city in america...local residents shrugged off this notion with a wheeze and a cough.