A recent study found that "Women Feel 'Cheap,' 'Used' After One-Night Stands". More surprising, another study found that French fries are fattening.

George W. Bush sent his congratulations on Sunday to Michael Phelps, who won eight gold medals at the Beijing Olympic Games.  Bush told Phelps by phone that he was most impressed by Phelps' effort as a  member of the victorious US 4x100-meter medley relay team.  Bush told Phelps he was amazed at how fast he could swim while clutching a baton.

Weather reports show Tropical Storm Fay is still hanging around Florida.  My guess is that it's stuck behind a lady in the left lane, doing about 35. 

Alex Rodriguez was spotted in two cities squiring two different women last week.  Or as Steve Garvey called it, "a slow night".

...massachusetts is considering an assisted suicide bill...under this bill, you go out drinking at a bar and ted kennedy gives you a ride home. 

An hour later I want to watch more Olympics. 

Former NBA star Charles Barkley will undergo a televised colonoscopy as part of a "Stand Up to Cancer" special being simultaneously aired Sept. 5 by NBC, CBS and ABC. Program producers say, "Not since the State of the Union Address by President George Bush has so much television coverage been devoted to one ass." 

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Los Angeles motorists stopped in speeding traffic to gather up thousands of dollars last Sunday after a man on a Harley-Davidson motorcycle dropped a bag of cash. The biker told authorities a computer bag he was carrying ripped and spilled money across Interstate 10. In related news, the California chapter of the Hells Angels has announced the tragic passing of their treasurer. 

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Variety reported today that Fox News Channel has updated their Facebook page with an enhanced video player.  They also announced to their 'friends' that they have filled out a survey, discovered which celebrities they most resemble and have started an on-line mafia for all to join.  God Bless America. 

Newly hatched turtles lost their way to the sea and walked into an Italian restaurant.  And the Olive Garden wait staff marveled at how fast they were.