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The funniest jokes from May back in 2007:
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Joke List: Highest Rated (From Week Starting May 18, 2008)
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I saw a guy wearing a pink gas mask today.
A pink gas mask says to everyone around, "Hey everybody, I'm gay, but i'm also prepared for a chemical attack!"
Either he's gay or some gay guy put it on him like "Queer Eye For the Apocalyptic Guy."
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Disgraced figure skater Tonya Harding just completed her first book. She hopes to read a second one soon. The autobiography is actually 300 pages, and the hardcover version is excellent for bludgeoning your opponents in the knee.
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...rocker steven tyler has entered rehab....again...that automatically qualifies him for the american tourister "rehab edition" matching luggage and puts him into the lightning round against robert downey jr. for the title of america's rehab king, and a complimentary weeks stay with ocean view at the eric clapton's crossroads rehab center.
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DETROIT—A Girl Scout sold 17,328 boxes of the group's signature cookies this year by setting up shop on a street corner, shattering her troop's old mark and probably setting a national record.
A Girl Scout spokesperson stated that the adjacent marijuana shop was entirely coincidental.
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An Atlanta Braves fan died after falling 150 feet from his seat in the club house section down on to the field. The Fulton County Medical Examnier ruled the cause of death DRUNKENESS./ GOING GOING GONE
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I realize Kazakhstan is still just reawakening to its Islamic heritage after a long Communist slumber, but someone is really, really missing the Islamic point here during Fashion Week in Kazakhstan. See if you can figure out the discrepancy:
 
 
For Russified Muslim chicks who can't decide whether they want to be pious or prostitutes, there's Kazakhstan.
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...a texas appeals court has ruled that the government had no right to remove the FLDS children from their ranch compound...the court has ruled that they should be returned to their mother...and their brothers & sisters...and to their 12 other moms...and whichever one of them is "dad".
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 Via AP News
When I say "Donkey", I dont mean some teenaged girl that paid for her spring break trip to Mexico by agreeing to smuggle drugs back in her cooch. No, that's a "Drug Mule", and that happens all the time. This is a real Donkey.
The Donkey bit a 63 year old man in the chest, and kicked a 53 year old man, fracturing his ankle, in Mexico. It took 12 police officers to get control of the Donkey and put him behind bars. The donkey will remain behind bars until its owner pays the victims' medical bills.
The owner (who walks free as a bird) has every intention of paying these medical bills as soon as someone buys the donkey.
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