A recent study shows that plants are able to communicate with each other.  Scientists found that more communication occurs on weekends when minutes are free. 

Action figure versions of the Presidential candidates and their running mates are now being sold on the internet.  It's a crucial time for it too, since G.I. Joe is still deployed and the banks foreclosed on the Barbie Dream House.

They are now putting to an end something called short selling.  Which is when you borrow stock that you don’t own and sell it hoping it will go down so that so you can buy it back at a profit. This was legal, but pot smoking isn’t?

Bill Maher

This is the second time this month the federal government has rescued a troubled private company.  Today the government will announce it is bailing out the New York Mets by adding a couple arms to the beleaguered bullpen. 

"Are you kidding me, the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska? Yeah, that’s who you want in the White House during a time of crisis. When she got a phone call at 3 in the morning, it was because a moose had gotten in the garbage can."

Bill Maher

Sarah Palin has defended her lack of foreign policy experience by saying, "you can actually see Russia" from Alaska. From here, I can see that Palin is an idiot.

The idea of Palin as President of the United States has many of us questioning term limits. If McPain is going to win, I want another four years of Bush, war and recession, thank you very much. 

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's husband has refused to testify in the investigation of his wife's alleged abuse of power.   I bet the self-described "hockey mom" threatened to keep hubby's stick out of the crease.

"Palin and McCain are a good pair. She's pro-life and he's clinging to life."

Jay Leno

 Sarah Palin thinks the way Tina Fey was pretty with glasses was hilarious.