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The funniest jokes from September back in 2006:
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Vice President Dick Cheney on Wednesday disputed former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan's portrayal of the Bush administration's economic policies as fiscally reckless. Cheney demanded that Greenspan drop the word 'fiscally' from his comment.
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Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani met with Britain's prime minister Wednesday and vowed the U.S. would take any action necessary to keep Iran from becoming a nuclear power. This should help Giuliani secure the crucial London vote.
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 Beaner's Coffee, a small but growing coffeehouse chain is changing its name amid concern that the moniker meant to celebrate the seed of its main product also is a disparaging term for Hispanics.
Unfortunately, The Cracker Barrel, Yellow Cab and Sand Niggers Donuts are refusing to follow suit.
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Have you heard the new allegations from Britney Spears' ex bodyguard? Wow...allegations of nudity, drugs and rumored to have put a hit out on K-fed.......
I knew it was false....Britney hasn't put out a hit in years!
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A McDonald's employee is facing criminal charges because she served a police officer a burger that he says was so salty it made him sick after he ate "the whole thing."
Police have sent samples from the same batch to the state crime lab for testing. Tax dollars would be better spent having the officer's taste buds and IQ tested.
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NBC’s sting-operation show “To Catch a Predator” has been making advertisers uneasy. They're worried about being associated with a show in which men are lured to a house by the promise of an underage sexual encounter but are instead caught by the show's host and local police.
Well I've got a show concept that will make everyone happy. The premise is this: There are a lot of child molesters out there, but there are also a lot of underage terrorists.
So if you’re a sexual predator, hang out in the jihad chat rooms and pretend you’re interested in coordinating a terror attack. Arrange a meeting with an aspiring young terrorist, and when he gets there, the NBC folks and Homeland Security will nab him.
Embarrassed, the teen will protest that he came for terrorism, not sex, claiming, "He told me he wanted to buy nerve gas, but when I got there all he wanted was sex!"
The molester will counter, “Hey, I'm just helping the War on Terror; if it leads to sex, all the better!"
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A Florida Marlins season ticket holder was ejected at a home game for heckling the umpire too loudly. No word on yet what the Marlins will do to their other season ticket holder.
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Next Week
Q: What do you call a child caught in the middle of a custody battle between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline?
Kiss him all you want...
Refuses to pay retail.
