...britney spears, jessica simpson, and paris hilton are forming a new supergroup....group will be known as the Ditsy Chicks.... 

Republican National Committee head Michael Steele said that the party will no longer apologize for past mistakes.  Because who has that much time, really? 

If the NFL re-instates Michael Vick, his new team can expect hordes of protesters.  But since that means people coming to the stadium, Detroit is very interested.
 

Old mechanics never die,they just lose their motor skills. 

...talk show host Larry King's new book "My Remarkable Journey" is now available...in it he discusses his greatest triumphs, like overcomming a rough childhood, his first job in broadcasting, and how exciting it was meeting the Virgin Mary. 

...only 2 questions remain regarding Nancy Pelosi & her knowledge of the waterboarding issue...what did the Speaker know, and when did she stop knowing it. 

I have no interest in seeing this movie.  If  I want to see something dead come to life, I'll  watch Larry King.

I remember someone saying when they heard Barack Obama was running for president in 2008 that he would win when pigs fly.

Well, swine flu.

A 78-year-old woman has been charged with assault for allegedly beating her 84-year-old husband for cheating on her.

The man suffered broken ribs, a broken pelvis and a broken wrist — from the affair. 

Vanna White is so dedicated to the Wheel of Fortune that she has vowel

movements........E-I-E-I-O 

Rush Limbaugh has challenged MSNBC to go thirty days without mentioning his name.  MSNBC responded by challenging Rush to go thirty days without visiting a Krispy Kreme store.