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The funniest jokes from April back in 2006:
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BYRUS Submited: Apr 30, 2006
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 April 16 - April 22
- "Enough beating around the bush. How many buckets of KFC is it gonna take to get you off my back?"
- Radio personality Don Imus, trying to strike a deal with Al Sharpton.
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 We can't get to the phone right now...leave a message...beep
alec baldwin: you have insulted me for the last time...you don't have the brains or decency...i'm going to straigthen your ass out...you are a rude, thoughtless, little pig...
ireland: hello, daddy...what did i do?
Alec: I'm sorry honey...i thought i was calling uncle daniel
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 Sunday's record-breaking rainstorm cancelled many major-league baseball games that had activities scheduled to commemorate Jackie Robinson's breaking of the color line in 1947.
In response, Rev. Al Sharpton called for the firing of all white weathermen.
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 A pair of nude photographs is being auctioned off of supermodel Kate Moss and they’re expected to sell for $74,000.
Or for two bucks, collectors can purchase the cheaper visual equivalent, a photo of a blonde wig and cable wire.
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 The 2008 Presidential Election is right around the corner and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton has gained support from Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner.
Political experts believe this is payback for all the support Bill Clinton has given Playboy magazine and Hefner over the years.
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 Sappy headed psuedo entertainer, Don Ho has passed away due to heart failure. Doctors said his heart was stopped by, you guessed it, a tiny bubble.
In a related story, 24,376 reporters will be fired this week for saying that he is survived by 20 little Ho's.
And to think, I will never get leighed again by Hawaii's biggest Ho. R.I.P.
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Police gaffe makes Muslims pray in wrong direction
A Dutch police station trying to help Muslim detainees face Mecca for their prayers painted arrows in cells pointing in the wrong direction...Muslims pray five times a day, facing east in the direction of Mecca. But the arrows in Segbroek pointed west.
"This is a really gigantic, stupid blunder," a police spokesman told the De Telegraaf. "The faulty compass marks have been immediately corrected. It is a mystery for us how this could have possibly happened".
I think Theo Van Gogh was just having some fun.
Regardless, what does it matter if they're facing eastward or westward? As long as they pray downwards, they're facing their paradise.
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This Richard Gere public kissing incident is serious and just to give you an idea of how serious. Today when I called computer tech support, I got an American.
After about five minutes of us going back and forth saying, “I don’t know” we wound up just having a conversation about baseball.
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 On Sunday, a nor’easter pounded the east coast and cause of the inclement weather conditions over 400 flights were grounded.
As a result JetBlue flights were canceled as scheduled.
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There will only be 49 contestants in the Miss Black America pageant this year. No one wants to wear a banner reading "Idaho".
America: 'she can have you'
