MMA Fighter Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson are the proud parents of twin boys. Fortunately Jameson has plenty of experience dealing with two boys at once.

Three days after her unveiling, she has accumulated 325 pairs of shoes, craves chocolate once a month and considers Wall-e, sponge worthy.

I heard there's a new romantic comedy coming to theaters containing beastiality undertones.

They're calling it  "I'm Just Not That Into Ewes."

Speaking of that Disney Channel phenom.....someone told me there ACTUALLY is a town in Montana named Hannah...

I've never been IN Hannah, Montana.....but I bet the Jonas Bros. have...

Adult film star Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend of two years, Tito Ortiz, welcomed twin boys Monday morning. The new mother was not only thrilled about having twins but was ecstatic when one of the boys spoke his first words by saying, "Hi, I'm here to clean your pool"

Scientists have recently come under criticism from PETA for using rats in research. Rats were used in earlier days of research because people didn't really care that rats suffered.  PETA is now trying to convince science to use the Jonas Brothers instead.

Hoping to take advantage of Rhode Island's floundering economy, owners of the Foxy Lady strip club in Providence plan to hold a job fair on Saturday. Interested applicants are asked to bring their vacant eyes, cocaine habit, and daddy issues.

I heard rapper "50 Cent" is heading out on tour soon.....

No truth to the rumor he's keeping with the theme and bringing along up-and-coming hip-hop artist's  "State Quartazz",  "Miss Susan B. Anthony with the Silva Certificates", or "Sacagawea Dolla featuring  Lil' Wheat Penny"....

Political pundit Tucker Carlson recently went on CNN to comment on comedian Jon Stewart's blasting of CNBC, calling him a "partisan hack" and predicting that Stewart would become "so self-serious and sanctimonious that it's just a matter of time before he becomes unfunny."  

Tucker Carlson is of course the former co-host of the CNN program "Crossfire," which had Stewart as a guest back in 2004. During his segment, Stewart had chastised Tucker for his own contribution to political discourse in this country, and also called him, to paraphrase: "a dick in a bowtie."

And the award for Swiftest Comeback goes to...

Isn't that like a balsa wood avalanche or popcorn tsunami?