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The funniest jokes from June back in 2007:
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The Catholic diocese in Rome is banning the filming of "Angels and Demons". Unless Tom Hanks goes to Confession for making "The Terminal".
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TV news journalist and lifelong Bills fans Tim Russert has died at the age of 58. It's so unfortunate that Russert passed before he could see Buffalo lose another four Super Bowls.
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...Frank Keys Jr. faces up to 40 yrs in prison after he was found with 200 grams of heroin in the disposable diaper he was wearing...when the arresting officer asked Keys where he got the heroin, the man replied, "Depends."
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 Dear Star Savior,
Hi. I'm actor Charlie Sheen. In some angry voice mail I sent my ex-wife Denise Richards in 2005, I used the N-word and the C-word. The message was leaked onto the Internet this week, and I'm catching a lot of heat for it. I have apologized for my choice of words, but I'm not sure that was enough. What should I do?
Dear Charlie,
I'm OK with you hitting your ex-wife with the N-word and C-word, but your voice mail is a sign of a problem: Technology is ruining racism and sexism.
It’s sad. There are people who have never used a slur face-to-face, the way the pioneers did it. Back then, showing hate was an event, something to plan a day around. But now, people like you just fire off some e-mail or voice mail, throw in a halfhearted slur or two, then go on with their lives. It's just another task on your to-do list: "Buy Batteries. Lunch Meeting. Hate."
But you can use your celebrity to help turn things around. Here's what you should do: Round up the kids, go to the nearest colored district and flood the streets with N-words. Go wherever the skirts get together, then throw a C-word festival. This is your chance to show young people what once made racism and sexism great: customer service.
The Star Savior
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 Poor Rick Perry. First the Texas Governor's mansion nearly burns to the ground, now there are rumors floating around that he's gay.
I'm not saying either way, but I can tell you that no 58-year-old straight guy should have feathered hair. In 2008. Hell, the Disco Era called and is threatening a lawsuit.
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Stuntman Jim Purol plans to set a new world record by sitting in each of the 92,542 seats at The Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California. Purol hopes to break the current record set last September by a Kansas City man, who sat in 41,288 empty seats during a Royals/White Sox baseball game.
see more at :www.jerrywolski.com
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New "pro-life" pharmacies are opening up, designed to appeal to conservatives. They won't stock any contraceptives, but expect to find plenty of Rush Limbaugh-endorsed Vicodin, along with Mark Foley's favorite water-based lubricant.
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Japanese car manufacturer Honda has begun the first commercial production of a zero-emission, hydrogen fuel-cell powered vehicle. The Japanese will begin dropping them over Detroit this month resulting in the complete financial devastation of the American car company.
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The Italian city of Florence is planning to revoke the lifetime exile "on pain of death" it imposed seven hundred years ago on Renaissance poet Dante Aleghieri for supporting the wrong political party. Critics argue that posthumously overturning his exile is a stunt to move his body back to Florence as a tourist attraction. Said a critic of the move, "Everyone knows it would take an Italian much longer than 700 years to let go of a grudge."
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Plans for a state-of-the-art camera from a satellite to monitor deforestation in Africa's Congo Basin have been unveiled. The high resolution camera will provide a detailed view of the area's rate of forest cover loss. Any rate that goes above 55 miles an hour will be mailed a speeding ticket.
In addition, signs that read, "speed monitored by satellite" will be posted around the forest.
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jesus probably even had low self esteem, he grew up in a very jewish place, early in life nobody believed in him, he might have not believed in himself at one point.
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