The International Athletic Federation is forcing South Africa's Caster Semenya to undergo a gender test. They're going to show her clips of “The View” and see whether or not she throws up.
 

The Vikings have agreed to pay Brett Favre $25 million over two years, or roughly $100 per interception.

...what it would be like to throw to the Vikings offense instead of their "D". 

Quarterback Brett Favre died again today...... 

In related news,  Amy Winehouse was seen today entering a bank with a gun and a wheelbarrow.  

Rick Pitino held a news conference today to clear up what he is calling a misunderstanding. Apparently the woman mistook Rick for a waiter and asked him if he could "toss her salad"

A study finds that most US currency is laced with cocaine. In fact, most dollar bills have a street value of $1.07.

The new Health Care system has a little known clause buried in it's 1000+ pages.If you agree to donate a kidney,you get a free Hybrid Prius. 

George W. Bush’s team apparently asked Tom Ridge to raise the national terror alert before the 2004 presidential election. Ridge thought that would be unnecessary, reportedly saying, “Just announce that you plan to run again.”

...by the year 2011, the world's population is expected to hit 7 billion people.  Approximately 2 billion of those are expected to be named Pitt-Jolie.   

Billy Dec, CEO of Rockit Ranch Productions in Chicago,  got 50+ Celebrity friends to go on camera with him to talk about why they LOVE Chicago & why they want to see the Olympics here, and in the US in general!  They are amazing!  Go to www.aChicagoThing.com where he just put up Jimmy Fallon of Late Night, Michelle Williams of Destiny’s Child & Sean Hayes of Will & Grace… and plans to put at least one Celebrity up per day til we (hopefully) get announced in Copenhagen on Oct 2^nd as the winning location of the 2016 Olympics!   This is a big deal for Chicago, and for our Country, so please, email it out, twitter it, facebook, myspace,… whatever you can… telling all to go to the site today, and daily if possible, to hear these Celebrities praise Chicago & The United States of America!!!!