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The funniest jokes from August back in 2006:
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Joke List: Highest Rated (From Week Starting Aug 12, 2007)
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 August 13 - August 19
"I rate the experience somewhere between grading papers and sex with a student."
- Barbara Morgan, first teacher in space.
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A man who decided to go for a late night swim in the buff was found hours later by rescue crews, hiding under a pier not far from where he jumped in the water, authorities said Sunday. The man was hiding because he was embarrassed by his shrinkage.
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 'People' magazine is a misleading title.
A more accurate name would be
'People That Have No Bearing on Your Life',
or 'Rhinoplasty Weekly',
or 'Eating Disorders Digest',
or 'Look Ma! No Consequences'.
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Drew Carey still needs more practice as the new host of The Price Is Right. Did you hear about Bob Barker's replacement?? He was hurt on the set of the game show Friday when his arm was caught in a revolving turntable during a rehearsal for the Grocery Game......the good news is he wasn't seriously injured......the bad news is that in honor of Bob Barker, hospital officials spayed and neutured him....
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I drive a Prius .I got into an argument with the driver of a Hummer. He said my car looks like a shoe. I told him it give me 50 miles per gallon. He told me 'I can take my car off roading on a mountain.' I told him ' I could take my car to protests in San Francisco.'.
Seems he got the hint and ran away crushing Mazda Miata's in the parking lot.
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Jenna Bush, the hard-partying daughter of President Bush, is engaged to be married to her boyfriend, the White House announced today.
According to inside sources, Jenna will be wearing white on her wedding day. She also will be wearing her own puke.
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The bad news is that a Los Angeles fan was arrested for throwing a water bottle at the A's Mike Piazza. The good news is that next week he'll be pitching for the Dodgers.
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The head of a Chinese toy-manufacturing company at the center of a huge safety recall in the U.S. reportedly committed suicide Saturday by hanging himself in a warehouse.
Investigators found that the apparent suicide was just a jump-rope malfunction.
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While back home in NY, I drank at a bar that used to be a planned parenthood. They have a drink there called the "Coat Hanger".. It's made with two parts regret, and one part relief. Oh, and a split cherry..
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A piece of my Mo Pitkins' "Lost Puppy" set. Subjects include Stupidity and Ancient Greek.
Some of these jokes have appeared in writing on DailyComedy, but now you can hear them straight from my mouth, SON!
4 min.
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