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Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton put on a powerful home run hitting display in the All-Star Game Home Run Derby on Monday night at Yankee Stadium. Hamilton hit a record 28 homers in the first round off of 71-year old pitcher Clay Counsil. Shortly after the contest, the Pittsburgh Pirates announced they were sending Counsil back down to the minors "to work on his control."
"Reagan to me is a creation of Hollywood. I mean--he's a Hollywood president. He's like a science-fiction creature. Because Reagan got elected to the presidency--he got shot--he came back. They took 3 feet out of his colon--he came back. They took a little piece off his nose--he came back. They drilled a hole in his head--he came back. He's like Jason from FRIDAY THE 13TH. You can't stop this guy. Lock your doors--it's Reagan." [Richard Belzer]
Former Boston stripper Candice Houlihan claims her brief affair in 2004 with Yankee slugger Alex Rodriquez helped propel the Red Sox to win their first World Series since 1918. The topless pole dancer spent the night with A-Rod during the American League Championship Series. Hoping that lightning strikes twice, Houlihan has been offered a job by a Chicago Gentleman's Club near Wrigley Field.
The Packers have filed tampering charges against the Vikings alleging the team made inappropriate contact with Brett Favre. Favre has been asked demonstrate exactly where on the doll the Vikings touched him.
Tennis superstar Venus Williams appeared on "Larry King Live" last night. With as many failed marriages under Larry's belt, it's about time he had a guest who also believes that "love" means nothing.
A federal judge has sided with the Washington Redskins in a lawsuit regarding the team's name. Sadly, it's the first major victory the franchise has enjoyed since 1991.
...a 101 year old man, who didnt even take up golf until he was 60, now says that he plays twice a week, every week....thats 3 1/2 days to play the front 9, and 3 1/2 days to play the back 9.
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