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Eliot Spitzer has quickly become the butt of many late-night jokes. He was the focus of The Late Show with David Letterman's Top Ten list, about messages Spitzer has on his answer machine now.
MARCH 20 -- On St. Patrick's Day, Ohio cops seized crack cocaine that had been dyed green, apparently in recognition of the holiday. As seen in the evidence photo, the emerald green crack was packaged in small plastic bags.
I guess this means this weekend's Easter Crack Hunt is off.
It’s the 5th anniversary of the Iraq war. The MASH TV show lasted 12 years, based on a three-year war. Airing of the new TV series MASH: Iraq is expected to end in 2063.
...a famous porn star was arrested for vandalizing the historic well in her hometown...she requested a trial by a jury of her peers....the verdict: a well hung jury.
The NY Post reports that Spitzer's "Kristen," or Ashley Alexandra Dupre, has already made an estimated $200,000 from online music downloads of her two songs. In addition, Hustler and Penthouse have started a bidding war for her at $1 million, adult-film producers "Kick Ass Pictures" said they'd pay her as much to star in a movie, Georgi Vodka offered Dupre six figures to be their cover girl, and Ashley is very upset.
A corn flake shaped like the state of Illinois is being offered for sale on eBay. Bidding for the Kellogg's Frosted Flake measuring 2 inches long by 1 and three-eighths inches wide topped $20 by Sunday afternoon, exceeding the $4.25 once paid for eight Rice Crispies resembling Hawaii.
Playgirl Magazine is trying to get former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer to pose nude in their magazine. My wife said they could make a lot more money by getting people to pay them to keep him out of the magazine.
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MARCH 20 -- On St. Patrick's Day, Ohio cops seized crack cocaine that had been dyed green, apparently in recognition of the holiday. As seen in the evidence photo, the emerald green crack was packaged in small plastic bags. 
