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A Goody From Our Archive...   November 17, 2006

Alan Schwartz
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Ban on Silicone Breast Implants lifted

By: Alan Schwartz (C)
Submitted: Nov 17, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Plastic Surgery

70 Jokes  2 Videos

Some doctors are against the decision, but the FDA's position remains firm.


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Greg Manuel
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A Guy Moment

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Nov 16, 2006
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Middle East

734 Jokes  5 Videos

Once, for the last fifteen minutes of my lunch break, I decided to stroll through Washington Square Park. As I was heading for the exit in the direction of 8th Street, I noticed a woman walking towards me. She looked very nicely put together - flip flops, jeans, tank top, handbag, the stylish sunglasses, the hair pulled back in a neat pony tail (credit my girlfriend for me noticing crap like that). She looked like she could've been from a Middle Eastern country, Saudi Arabia or Israel or somewhere thereabouts where people have that specific shade of eggshell skin tone...

But the thing that made this a Guy Moment would be embarrassing to admit, if it wasn't both amusing and fascinating as well.

It wasn't until after I noticed she had D-cup breasts that I realized that her left arm was missing from the elbow down.


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Greg Manuel
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One for the Film Buffs and Political Science Majors

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Nov 14, 2006
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Iraq

411 Jokes  3 Videos

Question: What's the difference between the War in Iraq and the Star Wars prequels?

Answer: One outlines the manipulation of a corrupt, complacent democracy using a manufactured war to facilitate the rise in power of an evil, oppressive empire...

...and the other has lightsabers.


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Jeff Caldwell
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Scientists: Pollution could combat global warming

By: Jeff Caldwell (C)
Submitted: Nov 16, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Global Warming

82 Jokes

Hideous future world of gloom will be quite comfortable


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Laurie Kilmartin
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Dems To Raise Minimum Wage

By: Laurie Kilmartin (C)
Submitted: Nov 17, 2006
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Economy

498 Jokes  5 Videos

Democrats want to raise the minimum wage to $7.25 an hour. Explained Howard Dean, “It’s enough so the working man can put food on the table but not so much that he’ll start votin’ Republican.“


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"That car was the bomb!"

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 13, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!


Really. That car was a bomb.

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Laurie Kilmartin
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Taco Bell High

By: Laurie Kilmartin (C)
Submitted: Nov 14, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Taco Bell

57 Jokes  1 Videos

A New York man claims that soft tacos purchased at Taco Bell were laced with opiates. “I knew something was wrong when I felt good after eating my taco.”


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Drink at Work Ad Campaign

By: Carol Hartsell (C)
Submitted: Nov 14, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!


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Whip It Good!

By: Anthony DeVito (C)
Submitted: Nov 15, 2006
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Republican

1214 Jokes  29 Videos

Trent Lott was just voted in as GOP whip by Senate Republicans. The Mississippi senator resigned from the top Senate Republican leadership job 4 years ago after making remarks that seemed to long for the good old days of segregation.

The good news for Lott: Racism is trumped by an ability to count votes and make deals.
The bad news for America: We'll have to wait a little longer for the Devo reunion tour.

 


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For Dorks By Dorks

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Nov 13, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Scientists announced Monday that they have developed a high-tech T-shirt that turns the strumming of an air guitar into music.

Fat, pimply nerds everywhere rejoice, and eagerly await science's next project: the realistic vagina-glove.


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World News Roundup

By: Sarit Catz (C)
Submitted: Nov 17, 2006
Category: Blogs  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Weed

221 Jokes  15 Videos

The Fox network plans to air an interview called "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," in which O.J. tells "how he would have committed" the murders of his ex-wife and her friend.   It will be followed by a special called, “Fox: If We Had No Class, Here’s What We’d Air.”

 

Canadian courts have given two Toronto college professors the right to smoke medical marijuana at school. Matthew McConaughey and Willie Nelson are enrolling in the PhD program.

 

To encourage their pandas to breed in captivity, a zoo in Thailand will play porn videos for the male bear. Members of Congress and top evangelical leaders have been asked to donate their collections.

 

U.S. intelligence officials believe Fidel Castro has terminal stomach, colon, or pancreatic cancer. In recent photos, Castro is seen wearing a warm-up jacket the CIA says is loose enough to hide a colostomy bag or weapons of mass destruction.

 

More than 700 people on a cruise ship have come down with a highly contagious gastrointestinal virus.  Kind of gives a whole new meaning to "poop deck."   

 

A Vatican summit led by Pope Benedict XVI has reaffirmed mandatory celibacy for priests.  And this time they really mean it.

 

 


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