A wayward goat wandered into a Carl's Jr. restaurant Wednesday in Mira Loma, CA....Before being corralled by the Riverside County S.D., the goat approached the counter and ordered a "Kids" meal....

"He's just not the crazy jesus freak anti-semitic weirdo i fell in love with anymore."

Alex Rodriguez has said his time in Colorado gave him the opportunity to rethink things, recommit himself and understand his responsibility to his teammates and his team. In other words, his hotel room didn't have a mirror.

Colorful Tigers hurler Mark Fidrych has passed away at the age of 54. Sadly, baseballs around America now have no one to talk to.

Americans are stressed out due to the massive layoffs happening recently.  Since the recession started, calls to crisis prevention lines and psychiatric lines are up 30 percent.

America - now you know where the jobs are!

Jamie admits he should have waited for Miley to break up with her dad before suggesting a sex tape.

Phil Spector has been found guilty of 2nd-degree murder. His sentence will be a firing squad against a wall of sound.

Barack Obama has declined an invitation to throw out the ceremonial first pitch before the Washington Nationals' home opener, because he didn't want to show up their pitching staff.

Incredibly,  customers could not taste the difference.

Cocaine she buys locally.