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A Goody From Our Archive...   March 14, 2008

Dan Vollmayer
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Prostitute Charged Spitzer 5K an Hour

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Mar 14, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Eliot Spitzer

50 Jokes  1 Videos

Prostitute Charged Spitzer 5K an HourThis high end New York City prostitute allegedly charged Governor Spitzer five thousand dollars an hour.

And that's not the worst of it. Spitzer says he'd typically be at least 15 hundred in the hole before the Viagra even kicked in.

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Beth Schumann
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Why do I have to wear a padded bra?

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Mar 14, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Why don't you just wear oven mitts?

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What is the plural of uterus?

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Mar 10, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Coven.

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Hillary Obama MSNBC Democratic Debate #2 SNL

By: Videos of Interest (C)
Submitted: Mar 11, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Barack Obama

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Hillary Obama MSNBC Democratic Debate #2 SNL


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Saudis pay to separate conjoined Iraqi twins

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Mar 14, 2008
Category: News  
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Iraq

411 Jokes  3 Videos

Where once there was only one potential suicide bomber, now there are two.

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Cheney to visit Middle East

By: Steve Knowles (C)
Submitted: Mar 10, 2008
Category: News  
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Middle East

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US Vice President Richard Cheney will tour the Middle East later this month, the White House announced early Monday.

The Vice President said he was looking forward to quail hunting with Iranian President Ahmadinejad.

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Clinton Apologizes to Black People

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Mar 14, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Bill Clinton

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In a recent speech, Hillary Clinton apologized for her husband's comments about Obama at the South Carolina primary, where he said Jesse Jackson also won South Carolina when he ran for president, seemingly belittling Obama's success.

"I want to put that in context...We can be proud of both Jesse Jackson and Senator Obama," Hillary Cliton said.

"But that doesn't mean we can't beat them like a slave who just learned the alphabet."

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Spitzer is a Spritzer

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Mar 11, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Eliot Spitzer

50 Jokes  1 Videos



So NY Governor and family man Eliot Spitzer is facing an indictment for his patronage of a prostitute. Well no wonder he wanted to allow drivers' licenses for illegal immigrants. How else are they going to traffic in the sex slaves?

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If This Isn't Irony...

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Mar 15, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Eliot Spitzer

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If This Isn't Irony...Ashley Alexandra Dupre - a.k.a. "Kristen," the call girl linked to disgraced ex-gov Eliot Spitzer, has expressed great chagrin over photos of her currently being used by the media.

"My client may sell her body for use by all sorts of men," said attorney Don D. Buchwald, "but this is just plain disgusting!"

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CEO of Taco Bell Releases New Book

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Mar 10, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Taco Bell

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CEO of Taco Bell Releases New BookThe CEO of Taco Bell has just written a book based on his experience running the restaurant chain.

In it the CEO explains how to man a company, and also -- how to man a toilet bowl.

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Totally Not Made Up Quote of the Day

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Mar 14, 2008
Category: Political  
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Eliot Spitzer

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Totally Not Made Up Quote of the Day"You can even ask the city hookers. My penis is this big!"

- Governor Eliot Spitzer

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