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The funniest jokes from February back in 2007:
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Joke List: Highest Rated (From Week Starting Feb 10, 2008)
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 Natalie Cole, in response to Amy Winehouse's multiple Grammy win, said that Ms. Winehouse shouldn't have won due to her recent struggle with drugs. "...you don't get to just do your drugs and go onstage and get rewarded." If the Grammy voters based their vote on what Ms. Cole’s logic and only gave awards to musicians who never did drugs, Pat Boone would have swept every category from 1955… and that ain’t right.
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Taco Bell officials suggest the popularity of it's "Zesty Chicken Border Bowl" can be traced to a company Food Fetish Survey which shows that not only do 93 percent of Taco Bell customers eat their meals in a bowl weekly, but 68 percent smoke out of one too.
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Dolly Parton's breasts may be two of the wonders of the entertainment world, but the country music icon says they are a pain in her back. Parton, 62, said on Monday she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back.
You heard right. Dolly Parton is officially on breast rest.
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 Dolly Parton has postponed her upcoming tour due to back problems caused by her breasts.
You’d think at 62 years of age, her breasts wouldn’t be damaging her back, but damaging sidewalks she strolls down.
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 Things were a little different this Valentine’s Day.
I heard Cupid and his bow and arrow were replaced by Dick Cheney and his shotgun.
A lot of Jewish lawyers falling in love today.
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After working at Macey's, a Utah grocery chain, for more than two years, Erika Jensen has been recognized as the country's best bagger. She is excited to be in the same company as Hillary Clinton, who had been recognized as the country's best carpetbagger.
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A baying, barking happy little dog named Uno won the Westminster Dog Show last night.
Today Uno replaced Regis Philbin on "Live" and no one noticed the difference.
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...we should give crazy people who talk to themselves bluetooth headsets.
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