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A Goody From Our Archive...   January 15, 2009

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Survivors Very Lucky

By: Steve Hofstetter (C)
Submitted: Jan 15, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Airport

444 Jokes  17 Videos

All 148 passengers aboard the downed US Airways flight were safely transported to a holding area on 48th street. The survivors are incredibly lucky - you know how much a cab costs from Laguardia?


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Slumdog Millionaire

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jan 11, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Bernie Madoff

53 Jokes  2 Videos

Slumdog Millionaire won the Golden Globe for Best Drama Picture Sunday night.   Slumdog Millionaire should not be confused with Slimeball Millionaire--a movie about  Bernard Madoff.  


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disappearing act

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jan 12, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Kansas

100 Jokes

...kansas wheat farmer glenn gilbert awoke to find both his wife and only tractor missing from his farm....detectives believe the two disappearances are connected, as police have found both a dear John and a John Deere letter. 


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Saw Seen

By: Jon Rineman (C)
Submitted: Jan 12, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Pennsylvania

136 Jokes  1 Videos

A man in Pennsylvania faced up to 37 years in prison for tearing open a neighbor's door with a chain saw after someone parked in front of his house.  People inside weren’t sure if the man was just angry, or the most aggressive Jehovah’s Witness ever.

 

http://rinemania.com/


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Kellogg Pulls Keebler Brand Peanut Butter Crackers

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Jan 17, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Georgia

103 Jokes  2 Videos

Kellogg Co. recalled 16 products and federal officials confirmed salmonella contamination at a Georgia facility

Employees cite overcrowding and unsanitary working conditions in hollow trees.


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Man Sells Daughter for Beer

By: Stu Baker (C)
Submitted: Jan 14, 2009
Category: News  
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Bar

694 Jokes  20 Videos

A man has been arrested in California after allegedly arranging for his 14-year-old daughter to marry a neighbor in exchange for beer, meat and $16,000.  

Bud Light salutes you, "Mr. Lowlife, Trailer Trash, Douchebag!"

His ass will be sold in prison for a pack of cigarettes.


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Women with Higher Estrogen Levels More Likely to Cheat

By: Stu Baker (C)
Submitted: Jan 16, 2009
Category: News  

In a recent study, scientists say women with higher estrogen levels are more likely to dress provocatively and cheat on their mates. Scientists also admit they slipped the estrogen into the women's drinks.


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Patrick Swayze may have 2 years to live.

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Jan 14, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Patrick Swayze

21 Jokes  3 Videos

 Actor Patrick Swayze, 56, believes he may only have two years to live due to his battle with pancreatic cancer. Meaning we will probably be seeing Ghost 2 sometime in 2011.


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You Light Up My Casting Couch

By: April Brucker (C)
Submitted: Jan 13, 2009
Category: News  
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Hooker

193 Jokes  5 Videos

Joseph Boone, Academy Award winning song writer of You Light Up My Life has turned director and has been accused of sexual assault by several wannabe actresses. Apparently he invited them over his house to audition, told them they would be playing a prostitute, gave them a few shots, and then had them perform sex acts on him. He defended himself by saying, "Hey, I just wanted to make sure they were right for the part."


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Tim Tebow Stays a Gator

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jan 12, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Ryan Leaf

11 Jokes

Quarterback Tim Tebow is returning to Florida, turning down a great opportunity to become Ryan Leaf.


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Teabagging

By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Jan 13, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Teabagging

Crazy story. Thieves broke into tea gardens in Northeast India and stole tea leaves, damaged tea bushes and hurt the entire tea industry. 

Authorities offered a reward... and said the thieves are described as having very soothed lemony throats and are armed with large amounts of pee.

Authorities are questioning anyone in the area who seems ‘Englishly  gay’.


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