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The funniest jokes from July back in 2006:
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Don't get your hopes up, gossip hounds. Daniel Radcliffe, who turns 18 later this month, isn't planning any trips to rehab or jail. Mainly because you don't plan a blackout.
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An 18-year-old Texas man has been arrested and accused of killing a zebra in a drive-by shooting.
Depending on where the bullet hit the zebra, the man may be charged with a hate crime.
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The Detroit chapter of the NAACP held a symbolic funeral for the N-word. According to those close to the story, the deceased is survived by his C-word wife.
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In Germany, a man's smelly feet so disturbed his neighbors that police raided his apartment, thinking there was a dead body inside. In addition to massive embarrassment, the man's feet are expected to provide black comedians with material for the next 10 years.
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 Yesterday, President Bush told Congress, "I don't think you should be running the war. I think you ought to be funding the troops." Congress shot back: "Why are you talking?"
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 July 9 - July15
- "Chicks really piss me off. I put the whole thing together, and they'd rather sleep with the musicians."
- Live Earth organizer Al Gore.
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The American Psychological Association is reviewing its policy on counseling gays and lesbians to help them become heterosexual.
Conservative religious leaders support the current policy, citing the success of the Ted Haggard case. "After only 3 weeks of counseling, Ted is now 100% heterosexual," said a spokesperson.
"That last 5% was the hardest to lose," admitted Haggard.
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 Al Gore’s son was going to join his dad in New Jersey, until he heard The Police were headlining, and figured he’d seen enough police for one week.
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Financial advice, as listed on Yahoo news today: Be sure to have lots and lots of money.
