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VALLEJO, Calif. - According to police, a wedding party got out of hand and they arrested the Groom and his cousin for resisting arrest. Then the bride was arrested for suspicion of public intoxication.
I dont know these people, but in short, I would like to punch these police officers in the face. Just because someone took a test that gave them a badge to wear, doesnt make them an outstanding citizen.
First of all, NO ONE should ever be arrested solely for resisting arrest. If they are arresting you for something else and you resist, then add that to the charges... but this is the dumbest catch 22 that a police officer can use just cause he feels like being a dick.
Second, a Bride can get drunk at her wedding at her home with her friends and family. In fact... that is every wedding I have ever been to.
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Campbell's Soup Company has announced plans for a new line of soups for senior citizens. The first to be announced is Campbell's Large Type Alphabet Soup.
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GREEN VALLEY, Ariz. - An 85-year-old legally blind golfer from southern Arizona made a hole-in-one this week on a par-3 course. Robert Dunham accomplished the feat on the third hole at Tortuga in Green Valley.
Unfortunately, he was aiming for the 2nd hole.
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I received an email in my college inbox that said:
DISCOVER EL SALVADOR!
I wrote back:
Sorry, I can't because I'm not Columbus (the explorer who discovered El Salvador), and why are you yelling at me that I should be? I thought this place preached tolerance, not hatred toward people who aren't spanish-sailing explorers. f*!k you AND Queen Isabella!
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Baby Girl in India Born with Two Faces
The baby...has been drawing a stream of curious observers and others who consider her a deity in this deeply religious Hindu-majority country. The girl has found easy acceptance in Kumar's large, extended family...."This child is very special to us," the baby's grandfather chimed in, gazing lovingly at the infant
So now we know the secret to not getting buried in the desert if you're born female in India: Deformity.
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All three Presidential candidates are expected to appear on "American Idol".
Viewers love the idea, but then they heard that come November they can't vote through their phone, so they stopped caring.
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Thanks to the uncovered bomb plot, Muslims in China are now being scrutinized. Especially the ones who defiantly date their interoffice memos with "Year of the Camel."
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...just got back from a week at baseball fantasy camp, where you play and live like a major league ballplayer...i arrived in florida and then refused to take part in anything, while whining about my locker location and demanding to renegotiate.
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