Scientists have discovered a rare spider that doesn't eat insects or other animals. Bagheera kiplingi is an eight-legged vegetarian. This tiny, jumping spider is native to Central America and is easily distinguished by its distinct mating call: "Helloooooo! I’m gay!"

5 Shooters completely missed everything? I suspect the Knicks. 

...retailers are reporting that the 3 most popular Halloween costumes for 2009 are Harry Potter, Star Trek, and the Bernie Madoff.  The Bernie Madoff costume kit comes with 3 flies which you put on your shoulder and then go as a piece of shit.  

The Preventive Medicine Society of China reports that 60 percent of people in rural areas of the country have never brushed their teeth. ***MARLAR: Here’s the strange thing… I checked it out this morning; my toothbrush is stamped “Made in China.”     

Oprah's audience experienced shock and awe when each member received a Nobel Peace Prize for Attendence......

A new survey says Mexican adults curse an average of 20 times a day. Judging by the the size of their families, they're probably just talking dirty during sex.

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TLC should sue Jon on "Judge Judy", send "Dog, the Bounty Hunter" after him when he bolts without paying, show him getting arrested on "Cops", and tossing salad on "Lockup". He'd truly be the King of Reality at that point, and aside from the anal rape... that AIN'T bad!

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger of California signs legislation this week to track bullet sales. ***MARLAR: Which means a lot of paperwork for any Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.

Congrats to TBS who broadcast the game last night.  According to last night's TV ratings, TBS won the all-important 2 a.m-3 a.m.. time slot edging out a ShamWow infomercial on Lifetime. 

It’s possible that the Dodgers may play the Angels in the World Series. Fans will be searched at the stadium gates for weapons and awful spec scripts.