He'll be picking up white trash along Florida's coastline. 

Space shuttle Discovery docked at the International Space Station on Monday, bearing a crew of astronaut-electricians that will rewire its power system.

Of course, this will cost triple in overtime & will take longer because of  mandatory  coffee breaks .

Apparently rapper Snoop Dogg has had beef with producer Suge Knight as evidenced by a recent interview in Rolling Stone where Snoop is quoted as saying, “I stepped to him at the BET Awards with my n-s, and he was more scared than a motherf-r.”

Suge responded that Snoop was a, “Lying-ass n-a, a punk-ass b-ch, and a sucker motherf-r who don’t know s-t.” Both were then sent to the principal's office and forced to write/produce a rap song using only the missing letters in the words used that had been censored. The song is called “Uck igg itch hit” and is already being called this year's “We Are The World.”

When 11-year-old Gus Luna was able to play one of his favorite video games while recovering from exploratory brain cancer surgery, his mother breathed a sigh of relief.

"You should have seen the smile on little Gus' face when he beat that hooker to death!"

Britney Spears was criticized by fans and in the press for flashing her nether region to paparazzi on a number of occasions.

Britney responded to the criticism by saying, "C'mon, it's just a vagina. Everybody has one."

Mel Gibson's movie "Apocalypto" was No. 1 at the weekend box office, despite Mel’s drunk driving arrest and anti-Semitic rant and even though it’s not in English, has no big stars and includes beheadings. Usually films from anti-Semites that are not in English, have no big stars and include beheadings are only on al-Jazeera.

Ex-KKK, militant Jihadists and anti-Zionists met in Iran this week for a conference questioning the Holocaust. Some of the most popular workshops were:

Germany 1933 - What Went Right?

How to Win Friends and Influence People Against the Unholy Jew Monkeys

Excel for Concentration Camp Managers