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The funniest jokes from April back in 2006:
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BYRUS Submited: Apr 30, 2006
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 How about that cruise ship that sunk off the coast of Greece? Talk about a strange coincidence. You have a perfectly good cruise ship that had gone on close to a thousand voyages, and all of a sudden Rosie O’Donnell hopes on board and the sucker goes down.
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Celebrity couples have all become subject to cute combo-names: Bennifer, TomKat, Brangelina, and now...
 Gyllenspoon
What if, instead of restricting this practice to those who are actually banging each other, we also applied it to Presidential tickets?
For instance:
 HillBama
And on the Republican side:
 CondiCain
Or, here's a good one:
 MormonDick
Or, if Hillary doesn't make the cut....
 Barack O'GuyWhoseWifeHasCancer
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 In New Hampshire, two planes were forced to circle the aiport while the lone air traffic controller took an 18-minute bathroom break.
The controller has been put on a two week leave of absence and a strict diet of leafy green vegetables.
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 "The man is irresponsible... even I know enough to put a set-up and punchline in there when I'm making fun of African Americans..." said the former Klansman.
"You've got to open up with 'how many black people does it take to so and so', or 'what's the difference between an all-black basketball team and a such and such'... I mean, what's wrong with this guy? He is supposed to be a pro."
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The NFL announced that beginning next season a five-yard penalty will be assessed for spiking or throwing the ball after a play has ended, something many players do after gaining good yardage or a first down.
The new rule is expected to have no impact on the Raiders.
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 NEW YORK (AP) -- Betty and Bob Matas have retired and are moving to Arizona, but like many New Yorkers they don't drive, so they are hailing a taxicab to drive them. The trip will cost $3,000 plus gas, food and lodging.
I heard that it took them 4 months to find a driver that was not only willing to drive that far, but also willing to take a shower everyday.
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School officials in Union City, New Jersey are trying to figure out who watched $250 worth of pay-per-view pornographic movies using a school television box.
School officials have narrowed the suspects down to the few teachers, not getting any from their students.
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 A motorcyclist riding on the interstate had an accident with a bathtub.
The biker tried to avoid the tub but it was surrounded by a barber shop, a Banana Republic outlet and an employment office.
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