Fran Drescher's publicist has stated she is seriously interested in taking Hilary Clinton's Senate seat should she be confirmed as secretary of state.

When asked for comment, Bill Clinton replied, "wow, and I thought Hilary was annoying."

SNL -Hillary Clinton discusses her selection as Secretary of State.

Thanks to the FBI and Google the rest of the world now knows how to correctly pronounce and spell Blagojevich. 

www.jerrywolski.com

...i have the worst luck when it comes to buying my girlfriend gifts...i buy her clothes that dont fit, books she doesnt like, and take her places she doesnt want to go to....this year for her birthday i asked her to give me a hint as to what she would like...she said, "how about getting me something that goes from 0-200 in under 6 seconds"...so i bought her a new bathroom scale. 

They do indeed.  Last week my dog bit both the Fed Ex and the UPS delivery guys.   

However, he is willing to resign for the right price. 

SYDNEY (AFP) – Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but Australian scientists are using it to diagnose dementia, according to research published on Friday.

Like that’s going to really work.

New York Giant's Plaxico Burress warns about the dangers of wreckless gun use. Starring Derek Brantley. Written by The Landline.

Angels reliever Francisco Rodriguez met with the New York Mets about coming to their bullpen. Or as they call it, where ERAs go to die.