For some reason, they all have large breasts. Apparently, not only was Jesus able to turn water into wine, he was also able to turn B-cups into D-cups

I feel bad for past Nobel Peace Prize winners, now that Obama won a peace prize it really makes the achievments of Bono seem far less spectacular.

In California, actor Nick Nolte's son has been arrested for driving under the influence of a controlled substance. After hearing this, Nolte called his son and shouted, “When I said follow in my footsteps. I meant ACTING!”

Barack Obama on Monday filled the Rose Garden with doctors supportive of his health care overhaul.  No wonder I had no trouble getting a tee time.   

It is called "Transformers 3-"The Malibu Beach Mansion-The Final Payment" 

Levi Johnston is well-endowed.  In fact,  last month Johnston visited Russia and Sarah Palin could see his penis from her house.

Men in India have been complaining that condoms are too large for them.As a result,a new size has been created........the condominimum. 

 I guess this will answer  the question so many men have been asking, "Is Marge a 'true blue'?  Do the drapes match the carpet?"

A Florida Catholic priest is fighting a stripper for custody of the baby girl conceived during their seven year relationship. The now former Catholic priest is unemployed while the ex-stripper owns a Miami dollar store.

While this story is wrong on many levels, I find it ironic that the stripper now owns, of all things a dollar store.

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Jon Gosselin emptied the joint bank account of his and wife, Kate Gosselin, leaving her very little money.

So, from now on, the show will be titled,  "Kate and Eight...Dollars..."