K-Fed is developing a reality show based on his life, post-Britney. The show’s tentative title is, "Who Used To be A Millionaire.”

People.com is reporting that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston have parted ways.

Vince Vaughn's publicist elaborated further on the break-up, stating that Vince is "doing as well as can be expected...for a guy who got to tap Jennifer Aniston."

Further reports indicate plans to add the latter remark to Vince's title for promotional purposes.

Must return defective puppet.

Cheney requests a REALLY secluded spot for interrogations

Erik Estrada, LaToya Jackson and Ozzie Osbourne's son, Jack have been sworn in as reserve officers of the Muncie, Indiana police department, allowing them to carry badges and guns as part of a new reality television series, Armed and Famous.

Network executives settled on the show's title after rejecting the more cumbersome, Armed and Looks Vaguely Familiar.

The show is already mired in controversy as the Muncie Police Department faces a copyright infringement lawsuit from the producers of Reno 911.

In New York City, Port Authority officials scrambled to add more buses on the New York-to-Muncie route to accommodate the needs of parolees, career criminals and civil attorneys.*

Plans are already in the works for a spin-off show in which high school students are given guns and a license to hunt down D-list celebrities to fulfill their school's community service requirement.

*Categories not mutually exclusive

After the blunt announcement that the Bush administration's Iraq policy is "not working," the President tried to derail further criticism saying "wait, wait, listen to this . . ."

then he let loose with a quality multi-octave fart, which reverberated quite nicely on the flat leather chair.  James Baker had a hard time not laughing, but the other guy was simply not amused.