Facebook is an amazing way to pass time when your board.  It's filled with games and quizes you can do while not connecting with your friends.  I recently took the "How Many Sexual Partners You Have in 2009/2010" quiz.

 My results - "None, because your lame ass spends too much time taking douchey ass survey's on Facebook, when you should probably be at the bar looking for women who leave their drinks unattended."

The White House had no comment.

I'm kind of into cross-training.I bowl and play golf,to improve my beer drinking endurance. 

   Most people are shocked to learn that math-physics innovator and unqualified genius, Albert Einstein, was a dedicated skirt-chaser.

   Quite appropriately, his favorite line was:  "My wife just doesn't understand me." 

Chaz Bono has successfully completed "gender reassignment" surgery and has lost her vaginaty. 

Bernie Madoff’s stuff is being auctioned off, including his Mets jacket which says “Madoff” on the back.  May not be safe to walk the streets of New York in that thing; after all, it does say Mets on it!

A Florida man has been arrested for repeatedly making sexual comments to a 911 dispatcher. Joshua Basso claims it was the only number he could dial after his cell phone ran out of minutes. No word on if he was calling "hands free" or not. 

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Sammy Sosa is undergoing a rejuvenation treatment that has made his skin lighter. Probably to convince GM's that he's someone else.
 

   Ancient Al tells me that, during the Great Depression, some folks roamed local parks hunting small animals.  Apparently, hunger inspired unusual, desperate behavior.

   "It was a time of reversal," Al observes.  "The park became a place where pigeons and squirrels fed people." 

Finishing in close second was Octomom.

Comedian Katt Williams was arrested on burglary and criminal trespass charges in a west Georgia community Sunday night.

Comedians Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia remain at large.