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John Roman
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 Scientist Unveil Evolution Of Swine Flu

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: May 5, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Swine Flu
74 Jokes  3 Videos

Scientist have released what they believe is the chronological order in which the virus spread.
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went... 
"Wee wee wee" all the way home
 

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 New Jersey Reporting Five Cases of Swine Flu

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: May 3, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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New Jersey
154 Jokes  1 Videos

But health officials are debating whether nausea, headaches, and diarrhea aren't just symptoms of living in New Jersey.  

 

 

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 They’re Grrreat!

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: May 5, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Paris Hilton
250 Jokes  10 Videos

Paris Hilton’s vagina is like a contest on a box of cereal. 
‘Many will enter, few will win’
 

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 David Hasselhoff Hospitalized With Alcohol Poisoning

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: May 5, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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David Hasselhoff
18 Jokes  1 Videos

Friends say they knew he had a little too much after they found the actor behind an alley yelling into his watch, “KITT!, I’m drunk, get me out of here.”

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 American Idol's Rainbow Connection

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: May 5, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Adam Lambert
8 Jokes

American Idol’s Adam Lambert makes Freddie Mercury look like Chuck Norris

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 Manny Ramirez Suspended from Baseball

By: Stu Baker (C)
Submitted: May 7, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Manny Ramirez
36 Jokes

Manny Ramirez has been suspended from baseball for 50 games for taking erectile dysfunction medication. Apparently his bat was corked.

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 Dan Naturman - High-Maintenance Girls

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Submitted: May 8, 2009
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 New York State Prisoner Bread Allowance

By: Andy Picarro (C)
Submitted: May 8, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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New York
1179 Jokes  34 Videos

 New York Governor James Patterson is debating wether or not to cut state prisoners bread allowance down from twelve slices a day.  Twelve slices of bread for prisoners?  Thats enough bread to kill Mama Kass six times.  

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 Justin Timberlake Has Man Crush On Lebron James

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Submitted: May 5, 2009
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Justin Timberlake
19 Jokes

Unfortunately for Justin, Lebron plays for the Cavaliers, not the other team.

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 Teen Palin pushes abstinence

By: Meredith Daniels (C)
Submitted: May 6, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Bristol Palin
45 Jokes

Teen Palin pushes abstinence

Teen mother Bristol Palin says if she 'could do it all over again she would have waited to have sex.'

Mother Sarah Palin says if SHE 'could do it all over again she would have pushed her pregnant daughter down the stairs.'

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 Missing Danny Gans

By: Sid Davis (C)
Submitted: May 6, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Las Vegas
117 Jokes  3 Videos

Las Vegas reacts to the tragic and sudden loss of renowned entertainer, Danny Gans.

Said Celine Dion,  "He will be sadly missed."

Said The Amazaing Jonathan,  "There's no replacing him."

Sigfried and Roy's, Roy Horn said,  "The news shocked him like nothing before in his life......Well...maybe one other thing."  

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