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The funniest jokes from May back in 2006:
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 May 14 - May 20
"It was a constant struggle trying to keep that fool from driving me off the road."
- Supercar KITT, commenting on David Hasselhoff's battle with alcoholism.
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Paris Hilton has just been sentenced to serve 45 days in jail for probation violation.
After all these years, someone will finally be giving 'prison sex' a bad name.
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In sports news, 44-year-old Roger Clemens stood up during the 7th inning stretch of yesterday's New York Yankee game and announced he would be returning to the team.
Unfortunately, when the 44-year-old Clemens got up to make the announcement, he pulled a muscle and will be out for the remainder of the season.
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From AP:
Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama tried to reassure Jewish voters concerned about his Muslim ties...
Speaking to the National Jewish Democratic Council, the Illinois senator said his experience living in Indonesia [where Jews aren't allowed] for four years as a child and his ability to speak to Muslims could make him a better president.
"If I go to Jakarta and address the largest Muslim country on earth, I can say, 'Apa kabar,' -- you know, 'How are you doing?' -- and they can recognize that I understand their common humanity," Obama said.
What this reassurance would have sounded like during our previous great war, World War II:
...the Illinois senator said his experience living in Austria for four years as a child and his ability to speak to Austrians could make him a better president.
"If I go to Vienna, I can say, 'Heil Hitler,' -- you know, 'How are you doing?' -- and they can recognize that I understand their common humanity."
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 To raise awareness for breast cancer, Major League Baseball will use pink bats on Mother’s Day. And to raise awareness for rampant steroid abuse, they will use tiny, shriveled balls.
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A woman broke her back when a drunk man fell on her during a Mets game. She’s suing him, stadium security, and her son, who apparently stepped on a crack.
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McDonalds has announced it’s coming out with a healthier low-calorie happy meal. The new low-calorie happy meal is great for parents who want their child to be the 2nd fattest kid in class.
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 A man from Connecticut died while "battle dancing", where one dancer outdoes another by one-upping his opponent with each dance move.
The man jumped high in the air, landed directly on his head, and was killed.
All the newspaper headlines read, "Man Dies In Street Dance Competition".
Shouldn't the headlines have read, "Man Wins Street Dance Competition"?
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(Yes, I know. This one is cheap and easy. I mean the joke, although the "star" is also cheap and easy.)
