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Everyone wonders why Muslim terrorists are so
quick to commit suicide. Let's see now:
No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no
Playboy or Penthouse, no rugby, no football, no
basketball, no baseball, no golf, no dancing, no
music.
No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no mini
skirts and braless beauties.
No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no hot-dogs, no
burgers, no lobster, no shellfish or even frozen
seafood sticks.
Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because
he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
You can't shave. Your wife can't shave. You can't
even shave your wife.
Sand is everywhere. Sand gets into everything.
You wipe your backside with your left hand
without toilet paper and if they catch you stealing
they chop off your good hand and you must eat with
your shitty hand.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel Dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at
all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells
just like your camel, but your camel has a better
disposition.
Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you
get 70 virgins and it all gets better!
So....... No mystery here!
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Did you know that half of all inter-office decisions are reversed or changed? Therefore, by procrastinating as a rule, you may end up with a fairly good productivity ratio.
Look!
BOSS: Miller, we're gonna have to remove that new software update.
MILLER: No problem—I never installed it in the first place.
BOSS: Excellent. And I need that sales report re-written.
MILLER: Great. Never started it.
BOSS: Miller, you are our most productive employee. I'm tripling your salary.*
*Does not represent typical response. Individual results may vary.
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