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A Goody From Our Archive...   November 9, 2007

Dan Liebert
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New York Deli Sarcasm

By: Dan Liebert (C)
Submitted: Nov 9, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

New York

1180 Jokes  34 Videos

No one is more sarcastic than a New York deli counterman. I asked him why the buffalo mozzarella cost so much more than the regular.

"Didja ever try to milk a buffalo?"

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Octavia Smith
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CRACK IN MY WINDSHIELD

By: Octavia Smith (M)
Submitted: Nov 6, 2007
Category: Weird  

CRACK IN MY WINDSHIELDI'm driving along on the highway at 65 miles an hour (the speed limit), minding my own business, when outta nowhere there's this big crack in my windshield!!

I swerved right,

and then left,

and it was still right there!!

I was at a red light when they pass

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Dan Liebert
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Condom In The Woods

By: Dan Liebert (C)
Submitted: Nov 6, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Birth Control

369 Jokes  9 Videos

The most embarrassing thing I ever did. In third grade I found a used condom in the woods and brought it to school for show-and-tell:
"Every year about this time, the snakes shed their skins...."

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Charlie Gaeta
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8 limbed toddler

By: Charlie Gaeta (C)
Submitted: Nov 7, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Hockey

188 Jokes  1 Videos

A toddler with 8 limbs had successful surgery to remove four of those limbs. And thus the NHL lost the prospect of the greatest hockey goalie of all time.

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Keith Alberstadt
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Drunk Kids

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Nov 8, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Bar

694 Jokes  20 Videos

A new study shows that kids as young as 9 years old are experimenting with drinking.

Researchers conducted the study after hearing reports that ugly fourth graders were having sex.

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Dan Liebert
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Condom In The Woods

By: Dan Liebert (C)
Submitted: Nov 6, 2007
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Birth Control

369 Jokes  9 Videos

The most embarrassing thing I ever did. In third grade I found a used condom in the woods and brought it to school for show-and-tell:
"Every year about this time, the snakes shed their skins...."

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Dog The Bounty Hunter Apologizes

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Nov 8, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Dog The Bounty Hunter

9 Jokes  1 Videos



Duane "Dog the Bounty Hunter" Chapman has apologized for using the N-word and said he didn't mean to offend an entire group of people. He meant only to offend one n----r in particular.

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Toy Bead Recall

By: Meredith Daniels (C)
Submitted: Nov 8, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Christmas

198 Jokes  13 Videos

Toy Bead RecallA Chinese toy maker has recalled millions of toy beads after scientists found they contain a chemical that converts into a powerful date rape drug when ingested.

In other news...singer R. Kelly was seen completing his Christmas shopping early this year.

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Rolling Stones announce world tour

By: Billy Bingo (C)
Submitted: Nov 8, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

The Rolling Stones announced today they will hold a world tour starting Feburary 2008 in Munich. Mick Jagger stated the tour will be called "The Steel Wheelchair Tour"

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Do pyramids come in double wides?

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Nov 5, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Marriage

1323 Jokes  27 Videos

Do pyramids come in double wides?For the first time, the face of the mummy of King Tut was unveiled for viewing.

The Egyptian Pharaoh, who had been married to his half sister, apparently sported a huge set of buck teeth.

This may explain archeologists' earlier find of two Chariots up on cinder blocks in front of the Pyramids.

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Who wins the most arguments?

By: Paul Oddo (C)
Submitted: Nov 6, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Murderers win the most arguments.
They win because even if they're wrong they're still alive, and that beats paper, rock and scissors.

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