The coach of controversial runner Caster Semenya resigned over anger at her gender tests. Or his gender tests, depending who you ask.

 An assistant editor on “The Bachelor” has quit his job and pledged, along with his fiancée, to abstain from sex and verbal communication for 3 years, 3 months, and 3 days — on a quest to achieve “nirvana.” Sounds like they’re on a quest to achieve “marriage.”

A cheetah from the Cincinnati Zoo became the world's fastest land mammal Wednesday by doing the 100 meter dash in a record 6.13 seconds.

Also a record, the zookeeper, the late Elmer Scattle did it in 6.14 seconds.

...Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich attended the Illinois state fair where he did a karaoke impression of Elvis.  His supporters were glad to see Blago do the "early" Elvis impression when he sang "Hound Dog."  His detractors were hoping to see Blago do the "late" Elvis impression where he would be in a box six feet under.  

If you've ever wanted to eat dinner with Sarah Palin, now's your chance. With bids starting at $25,000, eBay is auctioning off a dinner with the former Alaska governor.

But for just 2 joints, a six pack and some Pampers, you could bang her daughter Bristol.

The luxury suites at Citi Field are reportedly leaky and moldy. The New York Mets – where even the seats are injured.
 

A Suffolk County, NY man was jolted from his sleep early Sunday morning when an SUV came crashing through his house—flying airborne into the second floor!

The Jeep Grand Cherokee driven by 20-year-old Adam Clark had apparently run a stop sign and then hit a berm that sent it hurtling 85 feet through the air.

When police arrived on the scene, they say that Clark, who reeked of alcohol, had his head buried in his hands and was crying uncontrollably. The officers inquired as to whether Clark was okay... to which he replied, “No! I bet my buddy 20 bucks I could clear the house!”

My high school english teacher was pretty hot,I must say.Some days after school she would dangle her participles for me. 

 Oh No.....The Leader we voted in as a people wants to tell our kids to stay in school and stay out of trouble.......What's next? An Old white woman DARING kids to stay off drugs? 

Doctors now think that just one dose, rather than two, of the new swine flu vaccine looks strong enough to protect adults. I might still demand that second dose, but I don’t want to look like a pig.

In response to the heckling, Joe Biden shook his head, Nancy Pelosi scowled, and George Bush instinctively ducked.