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The funniest jokes from June back in 2006:
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A gay bar in Australia is banning service to Heterosexual customers. Yea, the pub made their point clear when they got rid of the mechanical bull and replaced it with mechanical Dan.
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I was reading a description of Paris Hilton being taken to jail today. It went like this:
It said that she was handcuffed and taken from her house crying hysterically. She was then escorted to court disheveled, without makeup, hair askew and face red with tears. Throughout the court proceedings she cried for her mother to help her.
And that's when I came.
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The man behind McDonald's french fries, Edwin Traisman, died Tuesday at the age of 91.
Mr. Traisman was found in his home peacefully wilting under a heat lamp. Efforts to revive Traisman by sticking him in a low temp oven for a few minutes were unsuccessful.
"He led a super-sized life," said Traisman's wife. "Everyone wanted to know his secret to longevity, and Edwin always said, 'the trick is in carefully controlling water content prior to the freeze-drying process.'"
According to his wishes, Traisman's remains will be deep fried and dipped in ketchup before being dropped into that little space between the driver's seat and the gear shifter.
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In Bahgdad, a female suicide bomber was foiled in her attempt to bomb a police station today. Witnessess say she was distracted by a sign for 30% off burkhas
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 So today it cost me $30.00 to fill up only half my tank. It doesn't even cost Han Solo that much to fill up the Falcon--Mainly because our currency is based on the U.S. dollar where as in the Star Wars universe their currency is based on the Galactic Credit, or the Imperial Credit. It really all depends on what era we are basing this off of.
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It wasn't buried treasure, but a boy working in his grandmother's garden pulled from the ground a wooden box that contained a Chrysler emblem, a tealight candle and newspapers from 1952, among other items. The full story can be found in the newspaper article titled, 'Slowest News Day Ever.'
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Japan's latest robot, created by a university research team, can make up to 36 different facial expressions from a program which creates word associations.
When told about the new invention, First Lady Laura Bush asked, "They can design robots with human emotions now? Where do I sign up?"
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Criss Angel performed the stunt to promote the upcoming season of his show. Next he plans on creating the illusion that people give a s**t about magic.
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Comics often have trouble paying for a photoshoot; now all they have to do is get arrested to get a great headshot.
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