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The funniest jokes from September back in 2006:
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Joke List: Highest Rated (From Week Starting Sep 2, 2007)
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 While Halle Berry confirmed her pregnancy women everywhere wildly celebrated that she won't be excruciatingly perfect for the next six months. They also toasted the impending appearance of her big fat ass.
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 California’s 911 system is in trouble. They’re being swamped with multiple callers using cell phones to report the same accident.
So officials are now instructing people to designate just one person to call 911 when Lindsay crashes a car.
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 IFC (The Independent Film Channel) is calling R. Kelly’s “Trapped In the Closet” the cultural event of the year. In reaction, Comedian Grace White says, "In that case, 2007 is a cultural abyss."
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Woman's Day reports Katie Holmes has reached her boiling point with Tom Cruise. The Aussie tabloid claims she is tired of his demands to change her clothes and make-up as well as attend Scientology "mommy" classes. A source says, "Katie actually refers to herself as Tom's 'Stepford Wife' to her friends."
Tom says Katie can leave anytime she wants.....all she has to do is pick the lock ....Knock out the guards....swim across the moat and make her way across the mine fields in front of the compound....i mean house.
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 ...By tapping his left foot twice and swiping his outstretched thumb in a rearward direction, the universally recognized sign for "I have to be going now."
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I'm no fan of President Bush, and I'm as ready for him to leave office as anyone. But there are few things dumber than the bumper stickers that say "Is It 2008 Yet?"
Um...dude? No. It's not. This sticker makes you look as dumb as the guy you're protesting. And guess what? In a few short months, it will be 2008...at which time the sticker will make you look even dumber.
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 A B-52 bomber was "mistakenly" loaded with five nuclear warheads and flown to Barksdale Air Force Base in Louisiana.
The "missing" nukes resulted in an Air Force-wide investigation, according to several officers who asked not to be identified because they were not authorized to discuss the incident.
They added: "we think they represent Bush's 'final solution' for Katrina reconstruction, but we can't be certain."
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