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The funniest jokes from August back in 2006:
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Today, the news reported that women with enhanced breasts had higher rates of death from psychiatric disorders. That's why there are no stripper retirement homes.
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Soccer star David Beckham recently visited with the New York Yankees. He reportedly told them, “Seriously, you can make millions of dollars and NOT play. It’s awesome.”
Editor's note: I just realized that Beckham actually did play last night....finally. But I'm still posting this joke, because I know all of you care deeply about soccer.
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In Tx, 50 illegal immigrants were found inside of a locked tractor-trailor. The officer made the discovery when he noticed they were all in the front seat.
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 Houston Rockets' star center 7'6" Yao Ming married longtime girlfriend – and basketball player for the Chinese national women's team – 6'2" Ye Li at a posh hotel in his hometown of Shanghai on Monday, reports the Associated Press.
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For their honeymoon they will take on Godzilla
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Various cities are proposing a ban on plastic grocery bags. Those most upset at the possible ban are West Virginians, who want a choice when covering their partner’s face during sex.
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Hillary Clinton revealed that she has six staff members devoted solely to reaching women voters in an apparent move to go after her own. Dennis Kucinich applauded the idea as brilliant, then he went out and hired six unelectable hobbits.
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 A Harris Interactive poll found that 57% of Americans believe that sending text messages while driving should be banned- and only used in an emergency.
Such as:
OMG! I'm totally about to crash YGBSM! :o TTYL
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 Afghan President Hamid Karzai mocked the Taliban as a group of defeated cowards who are in endgame mode.
Karzai then said, "Although, I will admit they are freakin' great at hide and seek."
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Just because WHITNEY HOUSTON and BOBBY BROWN are divorced doesn't mean they don't get along. They had dinner together this past week in Georgia. At one point Houston and Brown even posed for pictures with restaurant customers..........unfortunatly the scene was short lived as Bobby's break was over and he had to get back to bussing tables at the restruant
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