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Doug Chagnon
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Radiohead's New Album

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Oct 4, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Radiohead's new album will be available via download, and consumers can pay whatever they feel appropriate. So, I took a dump on my keyboard.

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Chad Reiling
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Hush, Puppy

By: Chad Reiling (C)
Submitted: Oct 5, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Britney Spears

191 Jokes  8 Videos

Hush, PuppyDays after being awarded custody of their children, K-Fed is now vying for custody of he and Britney's dog.

Well, someone's gotta watch the kids.

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Dan Wilbur
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Liquor Confiscated and Destroyed in Indonesia!

By: Dan Wilbur (C)
Submitted: Oct 5, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Liquor Confiscated and Destroyed in Indonesia!NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOO!

Don't they know people are starving in America?

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Meredith Daniels
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Madame Tussauds opens in DC

By: Meredith Daniels (C)
Submitted: Oct 5, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Washington

373 Jokes  7 Videos

Madame Tussauds opens in DCMadame Tussauds wax museum has just opened its doors in Washington DC.

According to their press release -- "the attraction will give visitors an interactive, full-sensory experience; they will be able to touch, see and hear celebrities in a way unlike any other Washington D.C. attraction."

Senator Larry Craig said he can't wait to get his statue erected.

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Charlie Gaeta
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smell-o-vision

By: Charlie Gaeta (C)
Submitted: Oct 6, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Boston

169 Jokes  3 Videos

An artist in Boston is attempting to bring back “Smell-o-Vision” with screenings of “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” in which she creates the aromas of blueberry pies and banana taffy during the film. Among the films not slated to run in “Smell-o-Vision”, Steven King’s Pet Cemetery

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Wild Willy Parsons
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Star Trekkin'

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Oct 4, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Star Trek

49 Jokes  12 Videos

Star Trekkin'An asteroid between Mars and Jupiter has been renamed "7307 Takei" in honor of the actor, best known for his role as Hikaru Sulu in the original "Star Trek" series and movies.

It is fairly easy to spot. It is the big gay one with the deep voice.

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Ricardo Aleman
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Student Arrested Over Toy Bomb How-To Video

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Oct 1, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

School

933 Jokes  35 Videos

Student Arrested Over Toy Bomb How-To VideoVia AP news

A student was arrested for uploading a video on YouTube about how to make a remote control bomb using a toy remote.

Ironically, my family had to talk me out of making a remote controlled bomb for my 8th grade science fair. I was disgruntled from my 7th grade science fair where I made a “Light Sensory Burglar Alarm System” that wasn’t even considered for a prize. Meanwhile, my friend's “Simpson Quiz Game” (which I had to help him with) got 2nd place. When I asked my science professor what he thought of my project he said, “Very good… did your dad help you with that?” I wanted to punch him in the face.

Admittedly, my bomb wouldn’t have hurt anyone.. you press the button.. a little smoke comes out.. then a sign pops up that says, “No, my dad did not help me with this.”

It was then that I decided to give up on the education system and just tell jokes… true story.

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Helen Maalik
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Pink Nazi

By: Helen Maalik (C)
Submitted: Oct 4, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Adolf Hitler

102 Jokes  3 Videos

Police are looking for a hate-mailer who sent Jewish families letters containing PINK swastikas.

Police believe the mailer is a neo-nazi but an advocate for Breast Cancer Research.

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Helen Maalik
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Banking

By: Helen Maalik (C)
Submitted: Oct 4, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Birth Control

369 Jokes  9 Videos

A bank in Thialand is giving out condoms to customers, through a campaign available at 600 branches.

There new motto is: "Bank with us and protect your assests."

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Dan Naturman
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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Oct 1, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Kim Jong-il

59 Jokes  2 Videos

DailyComedy Fake Quote of the WeekOctober 1 - October 7

"What up Gook!"

Korean leader Kim Jong-il, greeting his South Korean counterpart Roh Moo-hyun at their historic summit meeting in Pyongyang.

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