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 There is an incredible new source for women who fear reality: It's called DontDateHimGirl.com. The website features profiles of men who have cheated, lied, or just not bought enough shit for a previous girlfriend. Once an "alleged cheater" moves out his community in ignominy, since they aren't forced to wear a red "A" on their chests, this site helps weed out bad guys for women who depend on the internet for dating advice.
Profiles usually say how the men cheated, how many children they secretly have, their spouse's name, etc. Some are hilarious. Check those out before reading on.
I tried to sign in, but the names: IEATMEN and IHateEverything were taken, so I chose the name LoudAngryFace. Here is a recent post.
First Name: Odysseus
Last Name: Son of Laertes
Nicknames: Master Mariner and Soldier, God-like, the Great Tactician
Profile:
This man is the master of tricks and stratagems. He slept with my friend P, got her preggers, hopped on a boat and didn’t even call his baby’s momma for like 20 years! He is a liar: sure, he’ll tell my girl where he’s been, but he’ll omit the part when he slept with some ho of a goddess on her private island! “No pleasure came,” my ass! My girl P was always faithful, and even though she had like 120 chances to cheat on her man, she didn’t. But HE is jealous beyond belief! He saw a bunch of men eating food at his house, and got so mad he killed every one of my girl’s new prospects. With a bow and arrow and shit!
Stay tuned for more! To see the real profile go here: http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/search/cheater.asp?ddh_id=58920&return_url=index%2Easp%3F
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 A surprising new study says women don't talk more than men. Scientist account for this by the male's use of a repetitive pattern of speech called 'patronizing parrot'.
They found 70% of all men's utterances are "Yes dear. You are absolutely right about [FILL IN BLANK]. Let me write that down."
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Lou Pearlman the creator of the Backstreet Boys and ‘N Sync was indicted Wednesday on charges he defrauded a bank. Bank fraud carries a maximum sentence of 30-years, but being the creator of two-boy bands gets you the chair.
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The first vagina I ever saw was my grandma's. Sad Right?
It's a terrible day in a young man's live when the first vagina he sees is the one that pushed out the guy that banged the one that pushed out him.
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 Scientists say that when the Sun burns out, we here on Earth will find out 8 minutes later.
I don't know about the rest of you but if I get the slightest feeling that the Sun is about to go out, I'll be sure to spend the next 8 minutes praying to God for him to burn the moon.
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A massive food fight at an Illinois high school was the result of a senior prank gone awry.
One senior defended his classmates, saying, “Since most of the ammo was fruits and vegetables, we didn’t realize we were even in a food fight.”
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I keep getting advertisement emails from an alternative doctor, Dr. Blaylock, asking me if I know the number one way to prevent prostate cancer.
Umm....be a girl?
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