President Obama’s ratings are dropping…..we have not seen this kind of drop in the Whitehouse since Clinton dropped his pants!

Abdul has received offers to be a dancer, choreographer, and spokesperson for Vicodin.

Golfer John Daly has begun losing feeling in his hands. Luckily, he can still open beer bottles with his teeth. Daly recently posted his worst score ever in a regular PGA Tour event. His score was so high observers mistook it for his blood alcohol level.

The Cash-for-Clunkers program has been extended assuring people if they lose their homes, at least they'll still have a car to live in.

A hacker attack briefly shut down Twitter on Thursday. Millions of twitterers were forced to talk to each other the old fashioned way. Through Facebook.

4 people were murdered during a gunman's rampage at a Pittsburgh location of LA Fitness.

The company has yet to decide if the class will be renamed Anaeorbics or killer abs.

It was decided the fitness center will be renamed South Central LA Fitness.

The Arena Football League may soon have to shut down due to a lack of interest. You can read all about it in this week's "Stuff You Thought Already Happened".

President Clinton orchestrated the release of high profile journalists, Laura Ling and Euna Lee.

 It was the first asian release where Bill wasnt on the receiving end.

Vince Young has said he expects to reach the Hall of Fame. Provided the directions he got from Mapquest are accurate.

A Cape Cod man was arrested yesterday after repeatedly trying to look into a public restroom. Three years ago he was arrested for the same thing outside a local strip club. Authorities are trying to figure out if he is a pervert or just really cheap.