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The funniest jokes from August back in 2007:
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A COUPLE CELEBRATING THEIR ANNIVERSARY, WE`RE AT A RESTAURANT WAITING FOR THEIR DAUGHTERS.ONE CAME RUSHING IN,SAID "I`M VERY SORRY I DIDN`T HAVE TIME GETTING A GIFT" WHILE SEATED, THE SECOND DAUGHTER ARRIVED WITH THE SAME EXCUSE. THE FATHER TOLD THEM "YOU KNOW, YOUR MOTHER AND I NEVER DID GET MARRIED" BOTH DAUGHTERS JUMPED UP AND ASKED YOU MEAN WE`RE BASTARDS ? YEH ! AND CHEAP ONES TO.
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According to a TV Guide poll, Charlie Sheen is the highest paid actor on prime time televison--earning $825,000 per episode. This means LA call girls are now the highest paid prostitutes in the counrtry--earning over $1,000 per "episode."
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...despite record gas prices, most people are hanging on to their SUV's...most believe that with today's economy, one day they will be living in them.
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...the alzheimer's memory walk is coming soon...you tell 3 people, they tell 3 people, and before you know it, you have a thousand people gathered together who cant remember why.
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MARATHON, Fla. - Authorities say a grandmother was arrested for driving around the parking lot of a grocery store with her 3-year-old grandchild sitting on the roof of the car. Pressed for an explanation, the grandmother said there wasn't enough room for her grandchild in the trunk.
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Carolina Panther Steve Smith started a brawl with a teammate. The fight was so pointless, it's going to be featured in the next Rocky film.
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Despite controversy surrounding China's human rights record President George W. Bush attended the open ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics which will air tonight in the States on NBC. When asked why this is so controversial, a representitive from Amnesty International said "because one of these counties condones the use of torture and spies on its citizens without probable cause. And then you have the Chinese.........."
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On Friday John Edwards admitted that he had an affair in 2006. Even more shocking, he also admitted that in 2007 he actually had a bad hair day.
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