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I hate those hipsters who wear Che Guevarra t-shirts and don't even know who he really is.
I wanna get a shirt with an equally obscure political figure, William Howard Taft.
I'll go up to one of these guys and when he says "why's that guy on your shirt?" i'll say "you first."
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 After nearly three years of excavation, archaeologists have confirmed the discovery of the site of George Washington's boyhood home near the banks of the Rappahannock River in northeast Virginia.
They also discovered a tricycle belonging to his boyhood friend, John McCain.
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The West Virginia University president said that former coach Rich Rodriguez was "distraught" before he left the school. As opposed to all the other minorities in West Virginia, who love it there.
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 Hilary forgot it takes her hours to put on her makeup, and some sneaky photographer took this picture of her just as she awoke to get her first cup of coffee. In the background you can see the girl scouts laughing.
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The Maddam Tussauds wax model of Amy Winehouse has been pulled off display because it keeps punching people out. OH We have an update it just saw it`s self in a mirror and melted.
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Promo segment for Martin Lawrence Presents 1st Amendment Stand-up.
Premieres exclusively on Starz
Wednesday, July 9, 2008 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) and every Wednesday
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 Dear Star Savior,
Hi. I’m singer and actress Jennifer Lopez. A former flight attendant claims that my dog bit her on her leg during a flight, causing her to fall and hurt her back. She says her back injury has made her unable to work, and she’s suing me for $5 million. What advice do you have for me?
Dear Jennifer,
Being sued can teach you one important lesson: Don't let your dog make impulse bites. As a celebrity, you should have a staff of people hired to be bitten by your dog.
That woman only sued you because she was bitten without being paid up-front. Freelance bite-takers always worry about being burned by deadbeat clients. They didn’t go to grad school to be bitten for free.
However, if you’re going to invest in prepaid dog bites, make sure to get the most for your money.
For example, don’t settle for bites to arms and legs. You don’t want your dog filling up on the cheap stuff. People have four limbs, so arm and leg bite space is cheap: They could have a dog biting each limb at the same time, and your dog would be just another set of teeth. For the best value, buy your dog the exclusive rights to the torso or the crotch. That way, your dog gets the bite-taker’s full attention. One can’t multitask with teeth in his balls.
Also, don’t be afraid to splurge once in a while. For a special occasion, consider treating your dog to a face bite. It’ll cost you, but he’s worth it. After all, a dog is man’s best friend — except for the man he bites.
The Star Savior
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