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The funniest jokes from February back in 2007:
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LONDON (AFP) - Britons are losing their grip on reality, according to a poll out Monday which showed that nearly a quarter think Winston Churchill was a myth while the majority reckon Sherlock Holmes was real.
The poll also showed that one-thrid of Brits think Harry Potter is the prime minister.
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NASA will blast the Beatles song "Across the Universe" towards the North Star in hopes of communicating with other life. The star is over 400 light years away, which means it would be at least 800 years before we'll hear any reply. But when they do, Larry King will interview them.
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 While this country embarks on a truly historic event as 24 states decide who will run for President, down in Louisiana, Nawlins to be more specific, it's Mardi Gras and some woman is showing her tits for a pair of, less than 25 cent, beads.
Home of the free!
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BELGRADE (Reuters) - A ban on grumpiness, gossiping, mini-skirts and rudeness is what the doctor orders to improve patient care in Serbia's hospitals, according to new rules issued by the country's Health Ministry.
Amputating the wrong leg or removing the wrong kidney, however, will still be tolerated.
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does size matter?...of course it does...i've read that penis size is in direct proportion to foot size...if this were true, shouldn't women not have feet?
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 My friend, DeWitt, happily told me that presidential candidate Mitt Romney was a Mormon and that they believe in multiple wives. Wow! Yeah, there is nothing that I would rather hear than, "Not tonight, we have a headache; we need you to go to the store and get some pads--a lot of them; we need some more romance; we need to talk--all of us."
I mean, I could probably get away with one murder, but several is pushing it.
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Based upon new research, scientists claim that excessive cell phone use can affect the quality of a man's sperm.
On a brighter note, they no longer think that cell phone usage affects man's other, less-used brain!
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 The New York Giants have won the Super Bowl.
I’ll tell ya, guys from New York – they get the job done.
Except for the Mets, Jets, Knicks and Guiliani.
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Oprah Winfrey has been dubbed a “traitor” by some of her female fans for supporting Barack Obama instead of Hillary Clinton.
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In the original post, a reader called austaz68 said..."For the first time in history we actually have a shot at putting a woman in the White House and Oprah backs the black MAN. She’s choosing her race over her gender.”
White women thought Oprah was their "sister", but they found out she's a "sistah" first.
Oprah recently attended a celebrity-studded Obama rally that included pop music legend Stevie Wonder.
OK--why is even Stevie Wonder supporting Obama? I mean, if anyone should be color blind, it's Stevie Wonder.
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Ecuador's Tungurahua volcano shot columns of ash miles into the air this past Wednesday.
Good thing it was "Ash Wednesday" and not "Flying Razor Blade Wednesday". That would have been really disastrous.
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According to the Toronto Star, an NBA Players Association representative recently told the Toronto Raptors that 60% of NBA players go broke within the first five years of retirement. To help curb this alarming trend, NBA officials recently sent down an edict requiring that all current NBA players' limit their "posse" to no larger than their total number of illegitimate children. www.jerrywolski.com
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