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 Academy Award-winning actress Tatum O'Neal was released after her arraignment at a Manhattan courtroom Monday stemming from her weekend arrest for allegedly buying crack cocaine.
She denied this accusation by crying out that all of her crack is clearly labeled "Happy Birthday Addie" from her aunt Helen in Wichita.
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The polygamist sect in Texas said from now on, women will only marry when they're old enough to give consent . . .
Or 15, whichever comes first.
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 Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the confessed mastermind of the 9/11 terrorist attacks on America said a courtroom artist at his arraignment Thursday made his nose look too big.
He said nothing about the missing horns.
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 Hillary Clinton has officially conveyed her desire for being the Vice President, by reserving a black convertible for Barack Obama to use for his victory parade in Dallas.
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When Barrack Obama has asked Hillary Clinton to be his VP she was stunned and immediatly said she would love to be his Vice President. Barrack replied "No silly I want you to be my "Valet Parker"
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 After the successful surgery to remove a malignant tumor from his brain, Senator Edward Kennedy said "I feel like a million bucks".
And he should know what a million bucks feels like since that is what he used to pay off the Chappaquiddick Police investigators back in 1969.
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 Dear Star Savior,
Hi. I’m Academy Award-winning actress Tatum O’Neal. I was arrested Sunday night after being seen buying crack cocaine near my home in Manhattan. I’ve struggled with addiction for a long time, and I think I really need your help now. What advice do you have for me?
Dear Tatum,
You don’t necessarily have to give up crack. All you have to do is start buying your crack farther away from your home. Consider yourself lucky to be a New Yorker: There are plenty of helpful, reputable vendors all over town. Start with the phone book or the local Zagat guide to crack-buying. And don’t feel like your celebrity status means you have to go to five-star pushers. When you’re buying crack, you really don’t need top-notch valet service.
There is a rich tradition of outsiders visiting ghetto areas to buy drugs, so your arrest could mean it’s time to make your first junkie pilgrimage and experience the spiritual side of crack addiction. On these pilgrimages, all of the area’s fiends awake at sunrise and face east for their morning shakes. Then, they shamble through the streets until they see the sign that they have reached their mecca: a pair of shoes dangling from a power line.
When you see the dangling shoes — a crack addict’s North Star — you’ll know that your dealer is near. And when you’ve had your first group stupor, elbow-to-elbow with your fellow junkies, you’ll understand the meaning of all the previous day’s fasting and prayer and twitching. You’ll truly know what it means to be a crackhead.
The Star Savior
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 “Jackass” Star Steve-O Pleads Guilty to Cocaine Possession... WOW... no kidding... I knew this guy did CrAzY stuff.... but cocaine??? Really? Who saw that coming?
I imagine that when Steve-O does snort cocaine, he does it in like a CrAzY way.... like threw one of those CrAzY straws... ya know?... maybe one that makes a little flute noise as the cocaine goes threw... and then once the cocaine is all snorted up... he head butts the table.. cause he's CrAzY!!!
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