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The funniest jokes from April back in 2007:
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 Ralph Nader is running for president yet again. Doesn't Ralph Nader remind you of one of those guys at a party, who can't get any pussy, so he starts cockblocking everyone else at the party.
He sees Obama talking to a hot woman, "Hey Obama, she's cute, how's your WIFE doing?"
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Jerry Seinfeld was involved in a rollover car wreck in the Hamptons.
He later told police, "I should have known that the brakes would break. I mean, they're called brakes. When I'm driving, I don't need irony. I need to stop. I mean, come on, what's the deal?"
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In an embarrassing loss to the Celtics, the Miami Heat scored just 17 times from the floor while racking up just 62 points. On the positive side, the WNBA has expressed interest in adding the Heat as an expansion franchise.
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 Transsexual Thomas Beatie, 34, is pregnant. His wife Nancy couldn't conceive and he still had his reproductive organs so he took her place. He stopped taking his hormone injections, got his first period in 8 years, and now the baby is due July 3rd. The baby is currently a girl, but they can change that at anytime with those left over injections and a mini strap on.
I never understood sex changes. Isn't it far cheaper to be flaming gay or butch lesbian? When you're flaming or butch, you have personality! Sex changes are for boring rich kids.
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 Dear Star Savior,
Hi. I’m musician Wyclef Jean. I recently recorded a radio ad to ask my fellow citizens of Haiti to give up crime and work to improve the country. There has been a wave of kidnappings and gang crime in Haiti recently, but I think this radio ad will reach the criminals. What do you think?
Dear Wyclef,
I admire your intention. However, in the poorest country in the Americas, crime isn’t going anywhere. Instead, you should use your celebrity status to encourage criminals to try earth-friendly crimes.
You should advise kidnappers to carpool. This would give them a chance to network and discuss developments in the kidnapping industry. Encourage kidnappers to move their victims on public transportation. Haiti’s bus lines have stops in all the major hideout districts, so kidnappers would have an easy commute to work. And they can get discount passes for the people they kidnap. Even better, you could encourage kidnappers to do more walking. On top of conserving resources and reducing pollution, walking would give kidnappers a lot of great exercise. The last thing a kidnapper needs is back fat.
Encourage rapists to not tear clothes made from synthetic materials, or at least tell them to recycle it. Recommend that criminals cut back on shooting and do more strangling. They’d still get their violence in, but there would be less bullet litter. Who says a crime wave can’t have a small carbon footprint?
The Star Savior
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(Bloomberg) -- Botulinum neurotoxin type A, sold as Allergan Inc.'s Botox remedy for wrinkles, can move from its injection site to the brain, a study shows.
I didn't know that Sean Penn received botox.
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Over 115,000 people watched a Red Sox/Dodgers exhibition game at the L.A. Coliseum. In order to see that kind of attendance again, the Dodgers will play their next home game in Paris Hilton's bedroom.
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Hillary Clinton compared herself this weekend to Rocky. 
