An Israeli girl has become the world's youngest divorcee at the age of 14. Next year she hopes to become the world's youngest cougar.

Britney Spears kicks off her "Circus" tour this week. It begins with several clowns coming out of her vagina.

It's true, a shopping Mall in New Zealand wants to play ALL Barry Manilow, ALL the time.  Amnesty International is furious, and wants to know why the Mall doesn’t first try more humane tactics like water boarding.

Lakers guard Jordan Farmar is currently writing a blog on Playboy's website. Now guys have one more article they can pretend to read.

Starbucks was handing out packets of their new instant coffee, VIA, in Chicago today.  Cups of hot water were sold for $4 each.

...financial rip off artist Bernie Madoff, in order to make ends meet, is launching his own signature line of sportswear.....he will begin selling hooded sweatshirts, comforters, and snuggies....all will be made of Madoff's favorite fabric......fleece. 

The new tattooed Barbie doll is too edgy for some parents. Because of the uproar, Mattell has halted production on the pierced clitoris Barbie.

Police in southern Oregon are searching for an arsonist accused of setting fire to early 1990s Ford Escorts.

He reportedly set the cars on fire by driving them.

A 20-year-old Minnesota woman was busted last week after police found close to 100 grams of marijuana and over four grams of cocaine concealed in her bra. The woman now faces charges of possession of a controlled top substance, in this case a Class DD felony. 

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